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My farts are a blessing and a curse. They rarely ever smell. Like ever. My gf constantly questions it of how I do it but I just can't explain my lack of smelly farts. BUTT... They're loud. Like super fucking loud. Like Its heard clearly in the other room loud. Like my next door neighbor hates me loud. Just can't explain it.

I'm the same way. It's because we eat too much meat and not enough veggies.

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I was hanging out with my wife and her friends the other night and to my surprise the quietest and hottest one talked about her nightmare shit-u-ation she had in the dorms. She said she shit so big it wouldn't flush so she had to take the end of the plunger to break it up.

So cute.

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