Shelby Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 They need to press the Stargape soundtrack soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docbronze Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Gapes On A Plane tetsuodaironman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Gape: Pig in the City tetsuodaironman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zuck Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Half Gaped tetsuodaironman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docbronze Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, zuck said: Half Gaped I only liked the first part of that movie. tetsuodaironman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lethalenforcer Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Derek™ said: If you’re reading this, I’d like you to stop what you’re doing and imagine how salty stl_ben is over the direction of this thread over the last 2 days. Take a moment. You deserve it. He’s certainly reading this thread with his mouth increasingly agape. Derek™ and tetsuodaironman 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown pleasures Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Did we miss Planet of the Gapes? I feel like that should have come up by now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Gape. James Gape. Starring in: Dr. Gape Gape Russia with Love Gapefinger Thundergape You Only Gape Twice On Her Majesty's Gape Service Gapes are Forever Gape and Let Die The Man With the Gape Gun The Spy Who Gaped Me Moongaper Gape Your Eyes Only Gapepussy Never Say Never Gape A View to a Gape The Gaping Daylights License to Gape Goldengape Gaping Never Dies The Gape Is Not Enough Die Gape Day (German) Gape Royale Quantum Gape Solace Skygape Gaptre batman, KingTacoMunster and Bladewillisisdead 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lethalenforcer Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 The Gapetrix tetsuodaironman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown pleasures Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 47 minutes ago, Sunshine said: Gape. James Gape. Starring in: Dr. Gape Gape Russia with Love Gapefinger Thundergape You Only Gape Twice On Her Majesty's Gape Service Gapes are Forever Gape and Let Die The Man With the Gape Gun The Spy Who Gaped Me Moongaper Gape Your Eyes Only Gapepussy Never Say Never Gape A View to a Gape The Gaping Daylights License to Gape Goldengape Gaping Never Dies The Gape Is Not Enough Die Gape Day (German) Gape Royale Quantum Gape Solace Skygape Gaptre And people were worried about the banner ads before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zuck Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 The Hateful Gape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingTacoMunster Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Sunshine said: Gape. James Gape. Starring in: Dr. Gape Gape Russia with Love Gapefinger Thundergape You Only Gape Twice On Her Majesty's Gape Service Gapes are Forever Gape and Let Die The Man With the Gape Gun The Spy Who Gaped Me Moongaper Gape Your Eyes Only Gapepussy Never Say Never Gape A View to a Gape The Gaping Daylights License to Gape Goldengape Gaping Never Dies The Gape Is Not Enough Die Gape Day (German) Gape Royale Quantum Gape Solace Skygape Gaptre Welp, we have a winner. It’s done boys, time to lock this thread up. Gape ‘merica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docbronze Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 (edited) Edited March 24, 2018 by docbronze tetsuodaironman, clerk3745 and Blumplum 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 hour ago, KingTacoMunster said: Welp, we have a winner. It’s done boys, time to lock this thread up. Gape ‘merica My thoughts exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tetsuodaironman Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 On 3/23/2018 at 7:38 PM, lethalenforcer said: The Gapetrix I used to say this exact title on a daily basis, no joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tetsuodaironman Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 On 3/23/2018 at 7:29 PM, Sunshine said: Gapefinger You Only Gape Twice Live and Let Gape The Spy Who Gaped Me For Your Gape Only Gapepussy Never Say Never Gape License to Gape Goldengape Tomorrow Never Gapes The Gape Is Not Enough I tidied your list up to only include the ESSENTIAL viewing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tetsuodaironman Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 (edited) Edited March 27, 2018 by tetsuodaironman Group Buy Guy and unknown pleasures 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek™ Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 I was bummed to see this thread puckered close over the weekend but Tetsuo is already 3 fingers deep this afternoon. You gotta’ admire the ambition if nothing else. tetsuodaironman and Group Buy Guy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stl_ben Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Man this thread keeps getting bumped but all I see is like 50 blank lines. Hope all you guys are enjoying making jokes my way that I can’t see. Cant wait to see what Mondo drops next and this thread can get back on point. (Unless you guys are actually talking about mondo stuff...but I doubt it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 "Replace a word in a title with [x]" threads are the oldest, purest form of internet forum posting. But also, I hear Mondo is pressing "Some Nerd Shit" on Fancy Swirly vinyl but you can only buy it at the Bladdy Blah Comic Con and Boat Show next Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, stl_ben said: Man this thread keeps getting bumped but all I see is like 50 blank lines. Hope all you guys are enjoying making jokes my way that I can’t see. Cant wait to see what Mondo drops next and this thread can get back on point. (Unless you guys are actually talking about mondo stuff...but I doubt it). Nah you're right. There's a gaping hole where Mondo talk used to be. But that's just because we're really deep in the jokes right now. It'll come full circle soon enough. Just hang tight. But just so you know, you can have a hand in adding to the fun. We're all wide open to more jokes. Edited March 28, 2018 by ghost tetsuodaironman and Shelby 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 2 hours ago, stl_ben said: Man this thread keeps getting bumped but all I see is like 50 blank lines. Hope all you guys are enjoying making jokes my way that I can’t see. Cant wait to see what Mondo drops next and this thread can get back on point. (Unless you guys are actually talking about mondo stuff...but I doubt it). Rip, clerk3745 and Shelby 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek™ Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Here's the best part of it, guys. You'll actually enjoy this. Being the baby dicked vulture that stl_ben is, the Mondo thread is one – if not the – bloated carcass that he circles over on a daily basis. This is his home. His domain. He's not going anywhere. In an effort to convince us that we haven't truly gotten under his skin, he's pretending as though he's unable to read any of these posts. While he may have truthfully blocked a few of us, this is mostly to stimulate a false sense of pride: he would love us to believe that he's not actually clicking "Show Post Anyway" on each and every response. And he wants nothing more than for us to believe that none of this is phasing him. But let's be honest for a moment. You're not going to run the risk of tuning out every gape post in this thread... because, well, what happens when one of those jokers posts a hot link to a limited Mondo exclusive? A rare restock? Let's face it; strap-ons aren't cheap and the finest lubricant does not pay for itself. If you were a sleazy blob of a man who's manhandled by your wife, would you eat all the costs of that, out of your own pocket? Hell no. You would offset those expenses by hawking Lego figurines from Comicon, wouldn't you? You're a family man after all – you're going to jump at every chance you can get to ensure that your better half has the finest beads to ram into your asshole, because at the end of the day you really do want what's best for her. And that means eying this thread like a hawk. Sure, there's a lot of anus talk. Yeah, it's redundantly revealed that no one likes you. Hell, someone may even imply that you're a pedophile now and then. But at the end of the day, that online harassment is worth it if it means you can score a Katamari record to flip in 2 months. How could it not be? You're fooling no one, Benny boy. Enjoy "not reading" this one. KingTacoMunster, Rip, tetsuodaironman and 3 others 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayCauseDeath Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Derek™ said: Here's the best part of it, guys. You'll actually enjoy this. Being the baby dicked vulture that stl_ben is, the Mondo thread is one – if not the – bloated carcass that he circles over on a daily basis. This is his home. His domain. He's not going anywhere. In an effort to convince us that we haven't truly gotten under his skin, he's pretending as though he's unable to read any of these posts. While he may have truthfully blocked a few of us, this is mostly to stimulate a false sense of pride: he would love us to believe that he's not actually clicking "Show Post Anyway" on each and every response. And he wants nothing more than for us to believe that none of this is phasing him. But let's be honest for a moment. You're not going to run the risk of tuning out every gape post in this thread... because, well, what happens when one of those jokers posts a hot link to a limited Mondo exclusive? A rare restock? Let's face it; strap-ons aren't cheap and the finest lubricant does not pay for itself. If you were a sleazy blob of a man who's manhandled by your wife, would you eat all the costs of that, out of your own pocket? Hell no. You would offset those expenses by hawking Lego figurines from Comicon, wouldn't you? You're a family man after all – you're going to jump at every chance you can get to ensure that your better half has the finest beads to ram into your asshole, because at the end of the day you really do want what's best for her. And that means eying this thread like a hawk. Sure, there's a lot of anus talk. Yeah, it's redundantly revealed that no one likes you. Hell, someone may even imply that you're a pedophile now and then. But at the end of the day, that online harassment is worth it if it means you can score a Katamari record to flip in 2 months. How could it not be? You're fooling no one, Benny boy. Enjoy "not reading" this one. I just gaped so hard I cried Rip, KingTacoMunster and tetsuodaironman 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lethalenforcer Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 If you still cry when you gape you’re not doing it enough. tetsuodaironman, Shelby and Rip 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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