Guest Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Now Mike, you said you haven't had sex with any females since 04...what about animals, males, skyscrapers? I like where this is going... I mean, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafmx Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Now Mike, you said you haven't had sex with any females since 04...what about animals, males, skyscrapers? just you, Dan Jones. just you. :-* :-* :-* :-* you're the one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djones0930 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Another confession: Post graduation, I shit on a random teacher's desk at my high school. I still feel bad, but at the same time it was awesome. Also, right after the break up with my ex, I hung out with this beaaauty at the middle school track. We had cigars while staring at the stars...(d'awwww). Well, upon walking back to the car, I had the urge to take off my pants and run a lap. So I did. It was honestly the most exhilarating sense of freedom. My feet were blackened by the pavement, but didn't care...and thankfully it wasn't too cold out. Fucking fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafmx Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 it's good to have you back, Daniel. i've missed your VC presence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djones0930 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 it's good to have you back, Daniel. i've missed your VC presence. haha ditto that! Let's just say I had a terrible vacation, and am glad to be back. BAM Now where are all of Errol's dumbass confessions?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafmx Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Now where are all of Errol's dumbass confessions?! he did have that one.... i could keep going, but i think my pathetic confession of the day is in the bag fur sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobohunter48 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I'm a christian but I don't like 80% of christian music or people's attitudes towards christians. Not all of us are judgmental assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djones0930 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Oh I have an insane amount of random confessions. One time I masturbated to The Naked Gun during its sex scene with leslie nielsen and priscilla presley. I was probably 12 or 13. In Kindergarten, I peed my sweatpants, got scared, and blamed it on the bully, Wenley. I remember everything...i literally told my teacher "he pulled it out...then...peed on me" -- she fucking believed me. fuck you, wenley. I had a dream that I was having sex with a beautiful girl, but then she turned into a cat I used to own. I totally owned that cat. Haha jk...no I freaked out in the dream and woke up with cat hair all over my crotch. When I'm alone and listen to music, I like to pretend like I'm the singer. Basically it looks like I've been possessed by Anthony Green and other crazy onstage performers. I like to jump around everywhere and lip-synch lyrics while listening to awesome bands. Whenever I listen to EITS, I love pretending I'm Munaf. It's such a great exercise. Also I'm usually sore as shit the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobohunter48 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 When I'm alone and listen to music, I like to pretend like I'm the singer. Basically it looks like I've been possessed by Anthony Green and other crazy onstage performers. I like to jump around everywhere and lip-synch lyrics while listening to awesome bands. Whenever I listen to EITS, I love pretending I'm Munaf. It's such a great exercise. Also I'm usually sore as shit the next day. I did this except playing bass, and blew out one of the speakers on my family's old computer from playing the music so loud. Parents never figured out why only one worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankmurphy Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I use dirty socks/underwear in place of tissues/napkins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idreamofpunk Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 In Kindergarten, I peed my sweatpants, got scared, and blamed it on the bully, Wenley. I remember everything...i literally told my teacher "he pulled it out...then...peed on me" -- she fucking believed me. fuck you, wenley. This is almost the exact basis for a Corn Mo song called "The Day Jason Kline Cried." A kid they knew peed on Jason's pants, and Jason just started crying because he knew he'd never ever ever be able to convince anyone that someone else peed on his pants and he didn't just piss himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somethingvinyl Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 To all the dudes into black girls one thought: blacker the berry, sweeter the juice. I was always into black girls growing up but I thought I needed to act black to get a black girl. This is not the case. There are plenty who are just normal people who do not need someone to be anything other than themselves. I met a girl, messed around quickly, and basically just wanted the experience. Didn't care for it to be anything significant. Now, we've had a relationship off and on for four years (we've been together steadily for two year) and we have a child. We'll probably get married. Preferentially, I guess, I'm just more attracted to black women than white, which is weird for me, because as a friend who is a black describes me, I'm "the whitest white guy" she knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest errolwest Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 it's good to have you back, Daniel. i've missed your VC presence. haha ditto that! Let's just say I had a terrible vacation, and am glad to be back. BAM Now where are all of Errol's dumbass confessions?! i pee on my girlfriend in the shower. please dont tell her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papermonsters Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 My friends girlfriend was being a real dick at a party, so I peed in her beer when she went to the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 i laugh when my kids get hurt. mrc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Whenever I watch the food network with my friends we always talk about what it would be like to have sex with guy fierri. It's my belief that he would always prefer to be on top so he doesn't mess his hair up. Anyway, CONFESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 The only thing I've ever really hoped to accomplish in my life is that at some point, I really just want to mess with Texas. controlthebleeding 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ticotico Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 sometimes i put my nipples in the spindle holes of my favorite lps i am not so lucky with the 45s ruckis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 I'm a dry guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 I've been eating my cereal for 30 years with no milk. just dry right out of the bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek™ Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Sometimes I masturbate. Brock N Roll 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icecream Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 whenever I watch man vs food I always eat way too much right along and bitch to myself about how sad it is that im doing it almightyseancore 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chamb117 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 listening to usher Satan and youmightbewrong 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paralyticstalks Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 One of my favorite things to eat is peanut butter right out of the container icecream, thejesseb and kriss 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 I wore an ex girlfriends bathing suit during sex upon her request. and yes, there are photos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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