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Am I correct in thinking that this will be up at 4am GMT? This sucks. If they sell in a 'as many made as bought' manner then I should be alright. It looks like they did that last year?

They listed it as such, probably thinking not many people would want it, but then I think capped it at 100 (for the lathe).

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Just letting you all know that it's up.

 

An audio cassette containing every song TWIABP has recorded from 2009-2014. A guaranteed unlistenable nightmare.

 

A whole new level of audio stupity from the same idiots that sold you essentially blank cassettes last year.

Square 7" lathe cut picture disc. Limited to 100 copies

 

Getting a tattoo of this hideous design entitles you to free merch for life at any TWIABP show you attend. Getting the t-shirt version of this hideous design makes you a fucking dumbass for life.

 

The classic TWIABP tee updated for the band formerly known as Long Band Name

 

A stupid classic updated for the band formerly known as Long Band Name

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I don't know if I want to buy the lathe cut without knowing what's on it.

Pretty sure its gonna have a screen print or something over it (how else can you make a "lathe cut picture disk"?), doubt its gonna be too playable.

Picked up the lathe, tape, WR cat t, and took the risk on the mystery shirt being awesome.  Also known as I just spent too much money on goofy shit.  Whoops.

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From tumblr:

 

Is the cat record blank?

No, it has a song on it by the artist “The World is a Beautiful Cat”

 

 

Edit: If anyone is worried about buying the lathe and hating it, I will buy it from you at cost if you want to get rid of it. I really want to keep my complete collection going, but just can't drop the money at the moment.

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Anonymous asked: Any hint as to the audio on the lathe?

confusing what is real

 

 

Yo. It's a fucking Linkin Park cover song. I'm calling it.

 

 

If this is true I'm going to be so pissed I paid rent instead of buying it.

 

Took the risk on the mystery shirt. If it really is just the graphic they have on the mock up I'm going to be bummed. I mean, that'd be pretty funny, but still.

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Anonymous asked: Any hint as to the audio on the lathe?

confusing what is real

 

 

Yo. It's a fucking Linkin Park cover song. I'm calling it.

 

 

If it is it will be the best TWIABP release.

 

I'm also gonna go ahead and guarantee the mystery shirt is what's pictured.

 

Lathe cut picture discs do exist.

 

But this stuff is kinda stupid. The discography cassette is the only thing that's kinda neat.

 

It's supposed to be stupid. The discography cassette is also stupid.

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In all the lathe cut and mystery shirt talk, I forgot to mention that I am legitimately stoked on the "Hell is a Place TWIABP Sucks" shirt. I don't know why but ever since they first posted the image about a week ago I've found it hilarious.

i wanted to buy that shirt, but i had to refrain.

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