Guest Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 FOR WHEN YOU NEED ADVICE THAT CAN ONLY BE GIVEN BY A DORK WHO IS/WAS/CAN BE TOO DRUNK TOO GIVE REAL ACTUAL GOOD ADVICE. MAN ADVICE IS DEAD, RAD ADVICE IS THE REAL DEAL. FOLLOW ME AND YOU SHALL NOT FALTER. EXCEPT ACTUALLLY YOU MIGHT TOTALLY FUCK UP IF YOU FOLLOW MY ADVICE.BE FOREWARNED. WHATEVER. FUCK IT. YOLO. GO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 hahahahaha oh fuck yes Satan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Rad- I have two coworkers who are both super defensive people and when they cross paths, which is daily, it turns into a super-uncomfortable-for-the-rest-of-us bitching match because neither one can just STFU and listen to the other. What do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Fuck 'em. They're clearly reptilians and there is no hope for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. YES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Just FYI, that's probably my answer for most of your issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluedeni Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Lets get zesty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 omg best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Rad- I have two coworkers who are both super defensive people and when they cross paths, which is daily, it turns into a super-uncomfortable-for-the-rest-of-us bitching match because neither one can just STFU and listen to the other. What do? Rad- I have two cookies who are both super delicious pastries when they are eaten together, which is daily, it turns into a a super-tasty-for-my-digestive-system eating match because neither one can just TASTE as good as the other. What do? sjb2k1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Lets get zesty! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLqci6rTi6Q alogical 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 I'm along for this ride... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 RAD- What is your preferred method of getting out of jury duty? I need to shirk my civic duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 So, what exactly does your button do on calculators? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 RAD- What is your preferred method of getting out of jury duty? I need to shirk my civic duty. Tell the judge and/or jury people the truth. That is, tell them that you know that they are Reptilians and you don't abide by their tyranny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stickman31 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Rad, how are babies made? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 So, what exactly does your button do on calculators? Turns any number into a RAD number. For example: 666, 69, 420, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Rad, how are babies made? Fucking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Best thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seangj Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Best thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Best thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathroommonkey Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Rad, the wife is dropping mad lb's on the no carb thing. I could really lose some lb's too. Problem is I LOVE sandwiches, like my list of loves goes wife, sandwiches, youngest kid, oldest kid. what am i to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Your wife has probably become a Reptilian and secretly subsists on a diet of insects. Have you noticed an increase of sun-lamps around the house lately? Now obviously to match the weight loss, you yourself may consider becoming Reptilian. DON'T DO IT. THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THEY PULL YOU IN. WE MUST STAND STRONG OVER THE REPTILIAN MENACE. As far as maintaining your humanity AND a healthy weight, I dunno, that juicer diet thing seems to have helped YoCaseyCasey and a few others here. Check out what that's all about maybe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Rad- Recently my wife gave birth. Doctor said 6 weeks after I could stick my penis in her vagina. It's been 6 weeks. How do I go about telling her I don't even want to peek at her vagina for at least a year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Sorry, I can only give advice that leads directly to the vagina, not away from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 thank you for your time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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