abovetheearth Posted October 10, 2013 Author Share Posted October 10, 2013 ive had this one for a few weeks now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 ive had this one for a few weeks now. I know Swing and a miss for meeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Justin Maheiny Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 That was fucking hilarious. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 POSTING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korgull Of Morgoth Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Like a boss... weinerdog 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 With a username like Korgull Of Morgoth how could you possibly score anything less than 100%? trevorxramage, nickmitch and Derek™ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted October 11, 2013 Author Share Posted October 11, 2013 impressive. unless he took it... TWICE! futures 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
videogamesandvinyl Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 With a username like Korgull Of Morgoth how could you possibly score anything less than 100%? This! Hell, it was hard enough attempting to pronounce half the words, let alone figure out if it was furnature or a band. futures 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 impressive. unless he took it... TWICE! PLOT TWIST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
videogamesandvinyl Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Dudes name is Korgull Of Morgoth. I have to give him the benefit of doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Dudes name is Korgull Of Morgoth. I have to give him the benefit of doubt. An error occurred You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day I really don't know how this happened before 10:45am. videogamesandvinyl and TheMoosen 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korgull Of Morgoth Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 While I can definitely defend my turf when it comes to death metal and grindcore, I can't stand black metal and my knowledge is limited to the headline bands from the Inner Circle mafia from the '90s. So unfortunately this is mainly due to the fact that while I'm not fluent with any of the scandinavian languages I'm quite able to spot and recognize most swedish words from let's say norwegian or finnish. I also lived pretty close to a HUGE Ikea for a good 4 or 5 years so that must account for something as well. In the name of the Devil you play in the woodsYou rely on your image because your music's no goodNailbats and corpsepaint - the tricks of your tradeSo much of black metal is so fucking lameWake up black weakenersGet a clue black weakenersPiss off black weakenersFuck you black weakenersChurch burning and murder then waves of pure hypeas washed up death metallers found a new lifeThe "evil" you spew is just a flip of the hoaxThe only thing true is that your all just sad jokesRacist black weakenersFascist black weakenersHomophobic black weakenersFuck off black weakenersUnholy black weakenersIgnorant black weakenersTalentless black weakenersFuck off black weakenersYou claim your a "count" or a "lord" from Hell's pitFrom my vantage point your just piles of shit!Your shock value bigotry is so fucking weakso go jump a new trend you black metal geeks!Rot in Hell black weakeners!!! videogamesandvinyl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted October 11, 2013 Author Share Posted October 11, 2013 While I can definitely defend my turf when it comes to death metal and grindcore, I can't stand black metal and my knowledge is limited to the headline bands from the Inner Circle mafia from the '90s. So unfortunately this is mainly due to the fact that while I'm not fluent with any of the scandinavian languages I'm quite able to spot and recognize most swedish words from let's say norwegian or finnish. I also lived pretty close to a HUGE Ikea for a good 4 or 5 years so that must account for something as well. In the name of the Devil you play in the woods You rely on your image because your music's no good Nailbats and corpsepaint - the tricks of your trade So much of black metal is so fucking lame Wake up black weakeners Get a clue black weakeners Piss off black weakeners Fuck you black weakeners Church burning and murder then waves of pure hype as washed up death metallers found a new life The "evil" you spew is just a flip of the hoax The only thing true is that your all just sad jokes Racist black weakeners Fascist black weakeners Homophobic black weakeners Fuck off black weakeners Unholy black weakeners Ignorant black weakeners Talentless black weakeners Fuck off black weakeners You claim your a "count" or a "lord" from Hell's pit From my vantage point your just piles of shit! Your shock value bigotry is so fucking weak so go jump a new trend you black metal geeks! Rot in Hell black weakeners!!! i like you. a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted October 11, 2013 Author Share Posted October 11, 2013 An error occurred You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day I really don't know how this happened before 10:45am. how embarrassing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allenh Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 You scored 15 out of 20! Congrats you are... Kvlt. You know that Furkantig means “square” in Swedish to describe the candles that you have on your altar. And above it? The raddest picture of Euronymous ever. Seriously, you scare children and their parents alike, all while wowing them with your design sense. Please check out our agency site. We’d be honored. Until the light takes us, Your friends at Gatesman+Dave. In the words of the great Homer Simpson "WooHoo" I don't mind a bit of Metal and I have been to Ikea (how else would I store my records) but I do take umbrage to the assertion I know what Furkantig means, makes me sound educated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 how embarrassing I promise I only used like 3 upvotes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted October 11, 2013 Author Share Posted October 11, 2013 i guess the lesson learned is: choose wisely. think of all the unlimited funnies that will happen AFTER 12noon CST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 I know I totally put myself out on this one. womp womp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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