stranaspank Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Nobody has ever wanted, nor will ever want, a blumpkin. It's all conversation based on jest. Seriously, what kind of lack of respect for humanity would you have if you really wanted to drop one while you're mouth-deep in the female persuasion? I've done some pretty fucked up shit in my lifetime, things that even I lay my head low toward, but this, my friends, is beyond the low that I could ever possibly imagine. Hey man, don't assume gender. Dudes can give blumpkins just as well. Maybe better cause dudes love pooping. castaway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 This should be renamed "VC Sex Thread" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castaway Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Different strokes for different folks. I'll get a blumpkin if I want, and you can stick to strictly missionary if you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoosen Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 this. fucking. thread. my buddy fucked some girl at a party with the door wide open and then he walked upstairs and had scratches so deep all over is back that he was bleeding pretty bad. half relevant story this has rodeoing written all over. which by the way are damn hilarious to witness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 different strokes for different folks should be the title. ah fuck it, terrible spelling of current ridiculous title is just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 I can’t think of anything worse. jeeeeesus. There is so much worse out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 This should be renamed "VC Sex Thread" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 There is so much worse out there. Like the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin, for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 aside from the extremely off putting poop aspect of the blumpkin, poopin' time = private, quiet time imo, and the blumpkin violates that premise popscratch and GradedOnACurve 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castaway Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Exactly. Pooping is a private, intimate experience. What better way to share that with your loved one? johnpdillard and sjb2k1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Exactly. Pooping is a private, intimate experience. What better way to share that with your loved one? this is some sound fucking logic hahaaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 i got out of work at 3:00 today. ive pooped 3 times since i got home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 The anus is the most sensitive part of the body. True fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Different strokes for different folks. I'll get a blumpkin if I want, and you can stick to strictly missionary if you want. The fact that somebody may find getting a blowjob while taking a shit does not, by any means, deem them vanilla in the sack. And you're right, different strokes for different folks. I'd be careful with suggesting the almighty bumpkin though, or strokes might be all you have. trevorxramage 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillhole Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Like the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin, for example. Damn! That's taking it to a whole other level. Talk about efficient use of the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 The anus is the most sensitive part of the body. True fact. I'm gay as sunshine on a rainy day and I can confirm this 100%. Also holy shit really disappointed in myself for not reading this sooner. Literally hit my face off of my desk laughing. A+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 the things i could talk about would freak most of you out, but its only fun when it's unexpected. My chick is a squirter... it's definitely awesome. I mean... there's no faking that and it feels hella good running down your nuts and into your buttcrack.But after a while, having to constantly change your sheets can get a bit tiresome. And we did have an interesting run in with an electric blanket once. you're lucky.. a girl i dated liked blood play. there was no getting that shit out sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBarry Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Ok here's my question. So you're receiving a blumpkin and you have proceeded to finish the making of brown...do you let that shit float in the bowl while getting domed or do you flush? Either sounds horrible for the person giving you the business. StrangeTerrain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Ok here's my question. So you're receiving a blumpkin and you have proceeded to finish the making of brown...do you let that shit float in the bowl while getting domed or do you flush? Either sounds horrible for the person giving you the business. Flush that shit! What are we savages johnpdillard, tvham and sonsofvipers 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBarry Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Flush that shit! What are we savagesWell for starters people are giving/getting blowjobs while shitting ha. I'm just saying then their face is all up in a flushing toilet the whole thing just sounds really dumb. Go get blown in the bedroom like a normal fucking person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castaway Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Who said you had to shit and THEN get blown? The goal is to get your nut and poop simultaneously. Then hopefully your poop stimulates your prostate on the way out, all while achieving climax. Pure euphoria, baby. johnpdillard and StrangeTerrain 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonsofvipers Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Flush that shit! What are we savages this made me laugh harder than it should have. derrickcook19941 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexH. Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Who said you had to shit and THEN get blown? The goal is to get your nut and poop simultaneously. Then hopefully your poop stimulates your prostate on the way out, all while achieving climax. Pure euphoria, baby. I don't know about anyone else, but I can't not pee when I poop. So Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 The goal is to get your nut and poop simultaneously. that is like the perfect storm. controlthebleeding, edgedestroys and aviolentworld 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Dying over the fact that this thread basically got hijacked to discuss blumpkin haha. that is like the perfect storm. I don't know why this is so funny but wow ahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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