Team Avatar Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 I had a good weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 I'm missing an important information: Were you actually bowling between the two BJs? If so, who won? I think Jacob one, no matter how the bowling turned out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 I drove an hour to meet someone on Tinder and right after I picked her up I had to pee so I went to a nearby mcdonalds to pee. When I got back we started making out, which was the fastest I've ever gone from meeting someone to making out. We must have said like 5 things to each other before that. about 10 minutes later it was time to leaver that parking lot... we were gonna go bowling so I drove all the way back home to the bowling alley ( another hour drive ) and we got to the parking lot and continued to make out again. And then she asked me if I wanted a blow job and that is the fastest I've ever gone from stranger to head. I got head in the parking lot of the bowling alley and then later again that night. Well damn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 oh and also the night after I had plans to go to the movies with a friend ( who I've hooked up before and is realllllllllly into deep throat and spanking and what not ) so we were hooking up and I spanked her until my hand hurt (she probably won't able to sit today) and she had been drinking red wine and while she was giving me head, lets just say her reflex kicked in and for a hot moment I thought I ripped a hole into her throat with my dick but it was actually just red wine and that was the scariest, followed by funniest moment. She thought she was bleeding from her mouth too and it was too funny. and gross. ( but mostly funny ) WOW, barf is one of the few things my dick had no contact with, yet! Good boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 when you put it that way it just sounds really, really gross let's call it natural reaction to lots of red wine and throating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 I finally got it in last week. You could tell I needed it when I fucked a girl who was previously wearing an OAR tshirt. But man, she was sexy as hell once naked. After watching wrestling with a bunch of friends last night, I was about 2 minutes from going to bed when I got the text. She came over and I knocked it out again. Sex is just so much easier when that's all you're in it for, and you don't need to concern yourself with her mentioning how much she loves Big Bang theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Sex is just so much easier when that's all you're in it for, and you don't need to concern yourself with her mentioning how much she loves Big Bang theory. Maybe she just loves a different kind of Big Bang Theory? Hey-o! Satan and deafening 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 adamandeve.com is still doing the 50% off everything apparantly according to late night tv. use the code : spice22 for 50% off and free shipping laralaurent 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 When i fucked this girl the other night, her thong essentially vanished. Spent a while looking for it, and she eventually left without it. I later found it among my laundry even though the deed occurred in my living room- so maybe a roommate came upon it? But either way- do I give it back or keep it in my trophy case? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 couldn't help myself... just submitted one It's up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 It's up i giggled in quite a few parts, haha http://thecasualsexproject.com/hot-heavy-in-a-hotel/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Haha awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 I'm doing one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 i giggled in quite a few parts, haha http://thecasualsexproject.com/hot-heavy-in-a-hotel/ Legendary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streetwaves Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Finally got around to posting one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stillalivetui Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 So glad I kicked on this thread hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I met up with girl who gave me head in bowling alley last week today on my way back down from ct, and we drove to her old high school parking lot and got in the back of my crv and started at it. again just oral. We went to a mcdonalds to clean up later and i couldn't figure out why my shirt felt so wet and it turns out i had a lot of cum in my belly button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I met up with girl who gave me head in bowling alley last week today on my way back down from ct, and we drove to her old high school parking lot and got in the back of my crv and started at it. again just oral. We went to a mcdonalds to clean up later and i couldn't figure out why my shirt felt so wet and it turns out i had a lot of cum in my belly button. Hahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 I met up with girl who gave me head in bowling alley last week today on my way back down from ct, and we drove to her old high school parking lot and got in the back of my crv and started at it. again just oral. We went to a mcdonalds to clean up later and i couldn't figure out why my shirt felt so wet and it turns out i had a lot of cum in my belly button. Every time I read your posts, I look exactly like the person in your signature (what the fuck is this? a boy? a girl? a midget?)...good stuff! I somehow got attracted by a certain species of minorities from time to time...in this case Redheads. Humped one a loooong time ago (~12-13 years), but boy, was I afraid that my cock turns into a pillar of salt the second I penetrate the burning cave... Team Avatar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 One time I did a sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 these stories make my privates all tingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Hey man, I'm sure there are some nasty hoes that lurk this thread and diddle their skittles.I love you for using the term diddle skittle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 tinder girl wow so talented I am good at nothingJacob Raccuia: i’m sure that is not true tinder girl I'm good at sucking dick nobodybrokeurheart, aflycon and Satan 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbbrew22 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 tinder girl wow so talented I am good at nothing Jacob Raccuia: i’m sure that is not true tinder girl I'm good at sucking dick Winner winner, chicken dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 tinder girl wow so talented I am good at nothing Jacob Raccuia: i’m sure that is not true tinder girl I'm good at sucking dick I hope you made sure she was telling the truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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