Team Avatar Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Typically, male clients are laid upon a waterproof mattress where they are then covered in personal lubricant and massaged to orgasm by the female prostitute's body. woah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 wat? :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 that's what soapland is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 that's what soapland is the land of the free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korgull Of Morgoth Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 that's what soapland is Still haven't been in a proper soapland. Most are not gaijin-friendly. After searching the interwebs hi and lo I came across one in Tokyo that seems to accept overseas patrons but the price tag is still quite steep to make it worth my while. As I said, a couple of quick trips to pinsaros will keep the meatworm at bay while I'll be over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 that makes me want to make an ok cupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Oh, and pizza is in the freezer. Expecting stories tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Well, so far we've fucked for a good hour. The whiskey is half gome...so who knows what's next! Well get off VC man lol jtcohenour and Team Avatar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 "yo girl, ima let you finish, but i gotta post an update on vc real quick" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbbrew22 Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 I just hope, for your sake, that her vagina doesn't have teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 okay so it's been a while since anyone has posted here. sometime in september i was hanging out with this vegan girl who went to my HS and i wasn't really attracted to her except she was vegan and cute so i was upfront and i said i'd hook up with her but i wasn't looking for anything. she said she would date me in a heartbeat but would keep things sexual only. We also talked about stuff we liked / didn't like and I told her my extreme love for head / spanking and she told me she likes 2 get eaten out and be a dom. I also said how I don't really like to sleep/sex around so that it won't happen and she said ok! so she came over one day while i was working and we hooked up and i went down on her for a while and then she gave me a kind of short bj and clearly wanted me to finish so i did ( finished on her.. ) and that was it. we talked about doing it again a week later or whatever so i said why not. I went over to the place she was house sitting and we were hooking up in the master bedroom there. i, no joke, went down on her for like an hour, cool, and then i was like ready for my turn type of thing and she was just laying there and not doing anything ( not even touching me ). I was getting frustrated and losing my hard so I was like fuck it, and i started to have sex with her which she clearly, really wanted me to do. ( no condom tho blah ). because no condom i had no reason to finish quickly so i lasted another hour and told her i was ready and she told me to jerk off into a tissue. (this has NEVER happened to me before even on not long good hookups ) so I did and left and haven't talked to her since. i was pretty upset after because i really didn't want to have sex and we were clear with what the hookup would be and she had no regard for me whatsoever. she messaged me ( first time since then ) and this was the conversation. her: Hime: hiher: We haven't talked in so longme: yeah its been a long timeher: whyme: i dont know….. maybe because neither of us have messaged each otherher: Yeahhhhhhme: seems to be whyher: Haha well I didn't text you because I didn't want to catch feelingsme: makes senseher: Mhmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Get back over there and fuck her in the ass. dethrock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I was really hoping this thread was bumped with a story from Amnstypls. He never lets me down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fooood Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Should of just pulled out and busted on her. A tissue? The fuck is wrong with you haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 i literally said to her " the least you can do is let me come on your body" but she said no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 only thing better than coming home to cold pizza.. coming home to cold pizza and the revival of this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Anything new, amnstypls? Between Ry's "poopie" story, and your "running down my butt crack" story, anything new will seem so mundane. RadDonut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 girlfriend visited two weeks ago, she was on her "special lady time." that was a first. it looked like a goddamn murder scene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 the girl i was with monday night doesn't have a gag reflex. i've never experienced that before. but she also wasn't the kind of gal to just leave it in there all the way. nah. her tongue turned tricks that left me befuddled and giddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Anything new, amnstypls? Between Ry's "poopie" story, and your "running down my butt crack" story, anything new will seem so mundane. Unfortunately I've been pretty tame the past several months. I am actually getting married in less than a month. Of course, to the girl that dumped her load down my ass crack on several occasions. A pussy like that will make a nigga crazy. Having said that, there are still many stories from a past life that have yet to be shared. Don't worry - this thread is far from over. jtcohenour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Unfortunately I've been pretty tame the past several months. I am actually getting married in less than a month. Of course, to the girl that dumped her load down my ass crack on several occasions. A pussy like that will make a nigga crazy. Having said that, there are still many stories from a past life that have yet to be shared. Don't worry - this thread is far from over. You make me seem like the tamest person alive. I love this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I screenshot it, but lost it. It was before this thread but poster (I think a regular) took a dump that was so massive it bent back up and kissed his sack. He called his wife in to verify. So funny. Looking for who that was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I screenshot it, but lost it. It was before this thread but poster (I think a regular) took a dump that was so massive it bent back up and kissed his sack. He called his wife in to verify. So funny. Looking for who that was! Holy fuck. I woke Sarah up laughing at this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I only tell sex stories in person and when I'm drunk. But, I have gotten laid since my break up. It was cool I guess. somethingvinyl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I have a friend who's had Chlymidia, a friend who got herpes from a dude online and a friend who had an HIV scare........... for the love of God use a condom !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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