futures Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 It's ok, I know when I'm not wanted. Out I go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 oh, youre wanted!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 I am allowed because I have a terrible and filthy mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 This thread is DOPE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 I'm with TaxiDriver. Motherfucking blumpkins all-day, everyday. Your legs would go numb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Even better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooks Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 take a bunch of benadryl and race to the finish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 didn't know what blumpkin was... googled it.................................................................. ...... ... . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 dog in a bathtub and rear admiral are my favs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castaway Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 All jokes aside, I've literally always wanted a blumpkin. My girl won't oblige but I'm still working on it. Rip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 If you just use the topical gel/liquid/lube/etc and your partner ends up going down on you, I wonder if their mouth gets all numb. come on baby you'll love it.. it's now strawberry flavored. mmm wait, this isn't strawberryrawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i want to know the answer to this as well OP report back plz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 I will say that my ex used bikini zone on her vag after she shaved.. when I went down on her soon after my mouth/tongue started going numb and tingly. It was kinda weird and hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Dear lord thread of the year WINNER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 I will say that my ex used bikini zone on her vag after she shaved.. when I went down on her soon after my mouth/tongue started going numb and tingly. It was kinda weird and hot. Dude, you're fucking owning this thread. codeine and jtcohenour 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Ahh the things I did to that woman.. LOL. She usually would warn me about the bikini zone before I went down there, but I didn't' care cause it's one of those things I enjoy doing. Unfortunately she also didn't like the idea of oral sex, giving or receiving, which needless to say bummed me out. There's just no excuse for lazy fucking blowjobs. If yer gonna do it then do it don't fucking lick it and then nuzzle up to it while handjobbing, that's just fucking irritating. sorry little venting there. Fuck the chick I'm with now shakes and jerks all around like she's been possessed by all the demons of hell.. It's amazing talk about getting in there and holding on for dear life like a roller coaster. Luckily she enjoys the hell out of it too, makes the sexy time last like 2-3 hours cause it's just that damn fun.. now if she only squirted. I swear I'm never fully satisfied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 My chick is a squirter... it's definitely awesome. I mean... there's no faking that and it feels hella good running down your nuts and into your buttcrack. But after a while, having to constantly change your sheets can get a bit tiresome. And we did have an interesting run in with an electric blanket once. jtcohenour, BKO5950505 and codeine 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 My chick is a squirter... it's definitely awesome. I mean... there's no faking that and it feels hella good running down your nuts and into your buttcrack. But after a while, having to constantly change your sheets can get a bit tiresome. And we did have an interesting run in with an electric blanket once. I've already prepared by laying down those waterproof/bedbug proof covering on my matress, and I don't mind sheets. I usually have a rotation of at least 2 going. Also... Sex on silk/satin sheets not the best to keep a grip if you know what I mean. Although dukes of hazzarding into bed is always fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 This thread holy shit. VC sex confessions 2013 codysetzer, laralaurent and jtcohenour 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Down your nuts. And into your buttcrack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weinerdog Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Vinyl seems so unimportant about now. abovetheearth, BKO5950505 and Fairmount 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codysetzer Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 This made it to four pages. Mind Blown. laralaurent 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Vinyl seems so unimportant about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 props to the OP for by the grace of god giving us this gem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 I think the Man Advice thread has some competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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