jtcohenour Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 I agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonsofvipers Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 This thread is DOPE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 has op ever replied? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Can't stop laughing, roadmonkey and amnstypls are getting real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Doing kegals at work, fuck the world! roadmonkey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Come on guys, amnstypls and I can't carry this thread on our own.. let's hear some sexxy confessions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruckis Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 I thought I was on Reddit for a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Come on guys, amnstypls and I can't carry this thread on our own.. let's hear some sexxy confessions. Guess we're the only real men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castaway Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Blumpkin update: Asked my girl for one, she replied with "Would you eat me out while I pooped?" And I said "No, but that's different cause you can easily blow me without getting pooped on, I would most certainly get pooped on while trying to go down on you." I guess she's still worried about "splash back". Fml. fooood and BKO5950505 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Blumpkin update: Asked my girl for one, she replied with "Would you eat me out while I pooped?" And I said "No, but that's different cause you can easily blow me without getting pooped on, I would most certainly get pooped on while trying to go down on you." I guess she's still worried about "splash back". Fml. Now we're talkin. ruckis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Jesus...h....mother.....fucking........christ. thedillon and jtcohenour 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Nobody has ever wanted, nor will ever want, a blumpkin. It's all conversation based on jest. Seriously, what kind of lack of respect for humanity would you have if you really wanted to drop one while you're mouth-deep in the female persuasion? I've done some pretty fucked up shit in my lifetime, things that even I lay my head low toward, but this, my friends, is beyond the low that I could ever possibly imagine. trevorxramage 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castaway Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 How dare you insult my sexual fantasies in the die-sensitizer and condom thread. laralaurent and BKO5950505 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Blumpkin update: Asked my girl for one, she replied with "Would you eat me out while I pooped?" And I said "No, but that's different cause you can easily blow me without getting pooped on, I would most certainly get pooped on while trying to go down on you." I guess she's still worried about "splash back". Fml. I love how I've had the exact same conversation with my girlfriend. Ummm... Jokingly of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 How dare you insult my sexual fantasies in the die-sensitizer and condom thread. I stand by it, the blumpkin is 95% joke, and the other 5% is the sad sad video found deep within the dark corners of the internet. Shit is mad disrespectful. trevorxramage 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 your girlfriends actually have conversations with you guys about it? I don’t think I’d even be able to talk about it outloud with my sig other. I can’t think of anything worse. jeeeeesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castaway Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 your girlfriends actually have conversations with you guys about it? Just mine. Cause she bad. yocaseycasey and StrangeTerrain 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 I bet you could pay a hooker enough for a blumpkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 A friend of mine got one back in highschool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Just mine. Cause she bad. I LOVE BAD BITCHES THATAS MY FUCKIN PROBLEM i wish thedillon, mcguirk and entendu 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 my buddy fucked some girl at a party with the door wide open and then he walked upstairs and had scratches so deep all over is back that he was bleeding pretty bad. half relevant story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 last New Year's I fucked a girl in a bedroom next to the party, I had to hold the door shut with my foot because everybody kept trying to get into the room to use the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 so one of the crazier nights I've ever had was.... Girl and I were going at it. She suddenly stops to blindfold me. Then she walked me to the bathroom and told me to raise my arms. After which I found myself handcuffed and slightly hanging from her shower curtain rail. She kept the blindfold on and went to town on me with what felt and smelled like whipped cream and chocolate syrup/sauce. After that she just kinda left me hanging there. She closed the lights and the door. Dunno how long I was in there but like a little later she came in and did it again. Happened like 4 more times. Then morning came and she let me out and we went for coffee. Then I went home and passed the fuck out. Possibly the hottest thing I've ever done. Oh I should note that she did handcuff me to the towel rack so my arms wouldn't lose all of the blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 so one of the crazier nights I've ever had was.... Girl and I were going at it. She suddenly stops to blindfold me. Then she walked me to the bathroom and told me to raise my arms. After which I found myself handcuffed and slightly hanging from her shower curtain rail. She kept the blindfold on and went to town on me with what felt and smelled like whipped cream and chocolate syrup/sauce. After that she just kinda left me hanging there. She closed the lights and the door. Dunno how long I was in there but like a little later she came in and did it again. Happened like 4 more times. Then morning came and she let me out and we went for coffee. Then I went home and passed the fuck out. Possibly the hottest thing I've ever done. Oh I should note that she did handcuff me to the towel rack so my arms wouldn't lose all of the blood Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 two thumbs up for scratches on the back and handcuffs/being tied up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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