Zodiac

[deafening]

ARIES || March 21 - April 20

 

Aries, the sign of the Ram, is the first sign of the Zodiac. The sun moves into Aries on or around March 21, marking the start of the astrological New Year - Astrology's New Year's Day.

• Fire
• Cardinal
• Masculine

Aries have a psychological need to win and stand out from the crowd, ahead of all other competition. Here is assertiveness, self-assurance, and an uncomplicated approach to life. In order to achieve their goals, Ariens will strip away everything that is unnecessary to them. Here too is lively enthusiasm and an abundance of physical energy.

 

The Arien element is fire - a bright crackling inner fire that is easily ignited. Ariens must do all that they possibly can to keep this fire alive, for if it vanishes, great potential is lost, enthusiasm dies, and inner fulfillment is sure to be lacking. The sign belongs to the cardinal quality, which makes Ariens outgoing in manner. It is a positive, masculine sign, and therefore its subjects are inclined to be extroverts.

 

The traditional color of Aries is red, although blue is sometimes suggested, and its ruling planet is the red planet, Mars. Ariens are easily roused to anger, but once they have expressed their feelings, they bear neither malice nor resentment.

 

ARIES PROFILE

The overall physical appearance of the typical Aries is likely to reflect a sense of immediacy. Ariens are often in a hurry, and have no time to mess around with unnecessary complications.

 

Ariens stand with their feet placed well apart, distributing weight evenly. The Arien body is, when in good condition, very wiry, giving the impression that it is made of elastic. Your hair is likely to be fine and the forehead is typically broad. Your eyes will be clear, alert, and often quick-moving. Ariens are always in a hurry, taking long, determined strides at a quick pace, and often barging through doors without too much concern for others who may be in their wake. You may lean forward when you walk, and this could lead to the development of back problems at some time in your life.

 

ARIES PERSONALITY

Because Aries is the first sign of the Zodiac, those born while the sun is traveling through it are natural leaders. They should be assertive, but never ruthless, in their dealings with other people.

 

Here is a Zodiac group that is positive and enthusiastic in its outlook. Ariens enjoy challenge and should always have some important goals to achieve. You probably have a high physical energy level, and it is important that you express this positively and assertively. You can do this by developing a fast-paced lifestyle that is demanding both at work and in leisure. This will satisfy your Arien psychological motivation, which is to always win and to be way out ahead of all your competitors.

 

At work - The straightforward Arien outlook on life is admirable: a daunting problem can be solved in a matter of minutes. In your determination to deal with problems briskly, you may all too easily oversimplify a situation. When working on complicated projects, Ariens should have opportunities to confer with someone who can cope with the more detailed areas of the plan.

 

Attitudes - Your main vice is selfishness, and no matter how well adjusted you are, or what other planets provide counter-influences, this trait can emerge. It can nearly always be traced back to the "me first" syndrome. Self-awareness, and a little forethought when dealing with other people's feelings will help enormously in overcoming this unpleasant tendency.  Many people of this sign have a propensity to take risks. If this side of their nature is controlled and kept within certain limits, this becomes a positive adventurousness which is marvelous. If it is not, the individual will sometimes act in a rather hot-headed or foolhardy manner - and learn the hard way.

 

Overall - The Arien energy level, both physical and emotional, is very high. Indeed, inner fulfillment will only come when you use your body and your mind like a single well-adjusted and oiled machine. You should aim to do this during your whole life. This is one of the signs requiring a good measure of independence. Ariens do not suffer fools gladly, and you will make quite sure that you do things in your own way. Freedom of expression is important to you.

 

 

ARIES HEALTH

For Ariens to keep happy and healthy, they have to burn up energy through exercise. If your work and play are physically demanding, they will help you to stay in good shape.

 

ARIES IN LOVE

One of the most poassionate signs of the Zodiac, Ariens fall in and out of love very quickly. But a tendency to sweep prospective partners off their feet can end in disaster.

 

You must learn to listen to your partner's needs and ensure that selfishness does not spoil this wonderful sphere of life for you. Pleasant romantic dinners and big nights out are sure to be a part of the mature Arien approach. When they are young, however, Ariens may seek affection in the backseat of an old jalopy (you dirty whores). All Ariens should ensure that their approach is not too gushing and fast for many people.

 

As a lover - Those partners on the receiving end of your admiration will no doubt find the experience both lively and enjoyable. In most cases, your enthusiasm is likely to be infectious, and the individual involved will find it both easy and pleasant to be swept up into a fastpaced, sexually rewarding experience.

 

Types of Arien lover - Many Ariens have a beautifully poetic streak in their expression of love. This is something that one does not automatically expect to find in those who tend to rush things. However, Ariens must be aware of the possibility that once they are in love, an uncharacteristic element of possessiveness may spoil their relationships. This type is, on the other hand, usually prone to be marvelously sensual and warmhearted. Some Ariens are marked by a happy-go-lucky flirtatiousness, which can lead them toward duality and result in a great many awkward complications. Others will probably be so jealous of their independence that they will delay committing themselves to marriage until later than average. When in love, many Ariens enjoy surprising their partners. The small, unexpected gift will be presented quite frequently, and it is in winning ways such as this that they score highly. Many Ariens are considered to make excellent husbands and wives. They will, more often than not, encourage their spouses to express their potential in their own ways and, perhaps because they themselves have an independent spirit, are highly unlikely to create an unpleasant, claustrophobic atmosphere within any partnership. These particular Ariens should make sure that they do not choose partners who will attempt to inhibit their own positive and lively, energetic personalities.

[deafening]

Alright guys. If that was super long and ridiculous, I'll leave it at that. If you guys want something like that for every sign, I'll post one each day.

 

If you want moon signs, I can do that too with your month and day of birth. This part might get a little complicated because for each Sun sign, there are twelve moon signs depending on when you were born (if I'm reading this book right). So if you want that, I'll leave a 24 hour period for people (Aries right now) to post their request with their birthday, and I'll post them before I post the next Sun sign description (and the 24 hour period will start for those of that sign).

 

 

or you can all just ignore this.

[Guest]

More for sure

[sjb2k1]

Your main vice is selfishness, and no matter how well adjusted you are, or what other planets provide counter-influences, this trait can emerge. It can nearly always be traced back to the "me first" syndrome. Self-awareness, and a little forethought when dealing with other people's feelings will help enormously in overcoming this unpleasant tendency.  Many people of this sign have a propensity to take risks. If this side of their nature is controlled and kept within certain limits, this becomes a positive adventurousness which is marvelous. If it is not, the individual will sometimes act in a rather hot-headed or foolhardy manner - and learn the hard way.

yuuuuuuup

[deafening]

I left out all the extra stuff about health (because who cares, amirite), and all the stuff about (sun sign) at home. If these are things you want posted, I can add those.

 

 

I kind of feel like the facial descriptions are moot, so I left most of that stuff out too. I look my mom and dad 100% and neither of them are Cancers.

[seangj]

Sunday, March 30.

[sjb2k1]

Sunday, March 30.

niiiiiiice

[sinisterkidd]

I was almost an Aries. A lot of that sounds like me

[deafening]

TAURUS || April 21 - May 21

 

Taurus, the sign of the bull, is the second sign of the Zodiac. It represents a desire for stability in all things, and an overall need for both emotional and material security.

• Earth
• Fixed
• Feminine

Taureans like creature comforts, enjoy sweet, rich food, and are very sensual. They make marvelous lovers, but are often too possessive, and can go so far as to treat their partners as if they owned them. Here, too, is excellent business sense. While not quick to learn, once Taureans absorb a concept, they will seldom forget it.

 

As the first sign of the earth element, Taurus is characteristically plodding, reliable, and predictable. Being ruled by Venus, however, it also bestows on its subjects great natural charm, and gives them the reputation of being the best-looking Zodiac group. Taurus is a sign of the fixed quality, so stubbornness can often be present in its subjects. It is therefore very important for Taureans to learn to keep an open mind. Taurus is also, in spite of the symbolic Bull, a feminine or negative sign, which has the effect of inclining its subjects to be introverted. The Taurean colors are those governed by the planet Venus: pastel blues, pinks, and greens.

 

TAURUS PROFILE

Taureans have the reputation of being the best-looking (hey!) of all 12 Zodiac types. If this is true, you should try hard to maintain your appearance. Unfortunately, this is often a difficult task.

 

Taureans like to be sure that they are on firm ground, both psychologically and physically. A conventional approach appeals because they prefer established things that are secure and dependable. You are therefore likely to stand with your feet apart, your hands either in your pockets or grasping some all-important possession. You will, on the whole, be inclined to present a conventional image of yourself to those around you.

 

Taureans often have a firm and somewhat stocky frame. Both men and women tend to be broad shouldered and to have thick necks, echoing the powerful build of the animal of their sign. They are capable of having slim waists, and must constantly strive to keep themselves in good shape. Flab can, all too easily, mar their natural good looks.

 

Soft curls are quite common, and baldness is rarely seen. The forehead itself is likely to be rather low, and as you get older, you may find pronounced horizontal lines appearing there. Your eyes are probably deep-set, dark, and penetrating, but a softness is possibly also visible.

 

Taureans will dress in a style conventional for their generation. You may therefore have to be careful that your image does not start to look dated. The attractive, warm, and sensual speaking voice that is possessed by many Taureans often enhances their natural good looks. You may have a tendency to move rather slowly and deliberately since, although you are well aware of where you are going and the way in which you are going to get there, you usually prefer to feel unhurried as you go about your business. Perhaps you should sometimes try speeding up a little as this might well benefit you both mentally and physically.

 

TAURUS PERSONALITY

Taurus, the second sign of the Zodiac, is steadfast, stable and conventional in outlook. It is important that Taureans do not become slaves to a routine, or too set in their ways and immovably stubborn.

 

You are one of the most reliable of all Zodiac types and are also likely to be the most charming. People will soon come to realize that from you they will always be able to expect a warm and affectionate greeting. You have the ability to inspire confidence and will impress everyone with your genuine sincerity. For you to be completely fulfilled, you must have both emotional and financial security. Indeed, the achievement of this often forms the basic motivation of your life.

 

At work - You will flourish in a steady, well-paid job, complete with the knowledge that a regular paycheck will be yours. This will enable you to plan your finances with great confidence and let you look toward the future in terms of possessions and purchases. In your case, these will no doubt include a bigger and better house, labor-saving devices to make life easy for you, handsome furniture, and a generally comfortable lifestyle.

 

Your attitudes - Your need for emotional security is just as strong as your delight in material possessions. There is a danger here, however, since you can unconsciously come to regard your partner as being just another possession. When this happens, the words "my wife" and "my husband" take on quite new - and not altogether pleasant - connotations. Possessiveness is by far the worst Taurean fault, and this is the most dangerous are in which it can be expressed. Material things, for example your home and its furniture - in fact most objects a Taurean can own - may also become too important to you, just like the figures in your bank balance The trait relates, of course, to your need for security.

 

Overall - Taureans are very often passionate people with strong feelings and opinions. Luckily, you usually express your powerful emotional level in a positive way. Like the Taurean bull, however, while you may be slow to anger, once roused your rage is often considerable. Be magnanimous, and learn to reject resentfulness.  With your liking for the good life, there is a chance that you may feel a conflict between the necessity to work hard, in order to attain that prosperous, luxurious lifestyle, and a certain indulgent laziness.

 

TAURUS HEALTH

Because of their liking for rich food, often combined with a slow metabolism, many Taureans have a tendency to put on weigh easily. Their neck and throats are vulnerable to injury or infection.

 

TAURUS IN LOVE

When a Taurean is in love, the influence of Venus rules the day. Under these circumstances, you will express your very best characteristics in a way that cannot fail to impress a loved one.

 

You may, with your overwhelming need for emotional security, find it hard to step into the vast unknown of a new relationship. Taureans need to be very sure of their partners before making any commitment to them. The worst Taurean fault is possessiveness and, when you are in love, this tendency can be quite vehemently expressed. Together with a tendency to cling, this may create a claustrophobic atmosphere that will put many other Sun signs off. Allowing a partner a little more freedom will be much more productive. Taureans are very generous lovers, and your gifts may have a good investment value. Naturally, this means that you are investing in your lover's emotions, in anticipation of a long-lasting relationship; but you are also looking to the future in a more material way. If, by some misfortune, the pair of you should fall upon hard times, the gift could be sold.

 

As a lover - Sexually, you are likely to be an admirable lover. Every move that you make will be unhurried and every act of love will be beautifully paced, with consideration for your partner's needs. Joy and passion will combine to the satisfaction of you both. Without a doubt, all Taureans are capable of being exciting lovers. The best kind of Taurean love is, of course, one who can be both protective and caring.

 

Types of lover - Some Taureans can be surprisingly oversensitive. Many of you are nostalgic and may tend to look to the past in a rather sentimental way. This could be a little difficult for a lively, forward-looking partner to cope with. Others of your Sun sign are prone to be more assertive; their passion is intense and fiery. They must take care not to expose a selfish streak that could mar a relationship. There are also those people who express their love in a purely Taurean way, by recognizing every one of the traits that are set out here and by learning to counter any negative possessiveness. Some of you tend to have a flirtatious side to your nature, which lightens Taurean passion. This group tends to be talkative and requires partners with active minds as well as lively bodies.

 

TAURUS AT HOME

Comfort is the keynote of a Taurean home, with traditions being the backbone of the furnishing and decor. Warm pink or pale blue colors may predominate. Above all, the atmosphere will be calm and cushioned.

[atticus]

And here I thought we were gonna talk about serial killers

[laralaurent]

 

TAURUS || April 21 - May 21

 

Taureans like creature comforts, enjoy sweet, rich food, and are very sensual. They make marvelous lovers, 

 

 

Awww yeah.

[sinisterkidd]

Well I am good looking....

[jase]

Star signs and horrorscopes have never worked for me. My mum would always read mine out to me before school. It was always 100% garbage.

And as I've got older, it's only further entrenched my opinion that folk that believe in this are perhaps not quite as smart as they think they are

[caninesapien]

 

Daily horoscopes are horse shit.

 

but the overall Cancer personality/profile fits me spot on.

 

 

Yup. But I'd be interested to read more shit about my birthday coz who the fuck knows, right?

 

Sat July 19 1986.

[deafening]

Yo Geminis, want me to post your shit too?

[Princess Logan]

Capricorn - January, 14th

 

Whaaaattt, only one other Cap?

Of course it's Tayler, too.

Tayler, the other Tayler is also a Capricorn (her birthday is the 12th. Talk about weird.)

 

 

I don't know how I was late to this party.

[henster311]

Whaaaattt, only one other Cap?

Of course it's Tayler, too.

Tayler, the other Tayler is also a Capricorn (her birthday is the 12th. Talk about weird.)

 

 

I don't know how I was late to this party.

haha that is weird, there were a few times i wanted to come in here say, no more caps!?

[Princess Logan]

haha that is weird, there were a few times i wanted to come in here say, no more caps!?

 

For real, Caps rule the woooorld.