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I am just absolutely *SHOCKED* that this hasn't sold out yet.  I mean I could see the argument now:

 

"Honey, look. we aren't going to be making our mortgage payment in May.  Now, before you get mad, look at this awesome ROAD CASE I just ordered!  It has everything I've ever wanted since I have a Ph.D in KISStory.  This Kisstorian is going to be ecstatic to be able to play all this vinyl on my new Peanuts Crosley turntable.  And best of all, when your annoying in-laws come over, we can pull out the Dominoes and play 42!  It's win-win baby!!"

 

Number of fans who can purchase--1000

Number of fans getting divorced soon after--700

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I am just absolutely *SHOCKED* that this hasn't sold out yet.  I mean I could see the argument now:

 

"Honey, look. we aren't going to be making our mortgage payment in May.  Now, before you get mad, look at this awesome ROAD CASE I just ordered!  It has everything I've ever wanted since I have a Ph.D in KISStory.  This Kisstorian is going to be ecstatic to be able to play all this vinyl on my new Peanuts Crosley turntable.  And best of all, when your annoying in-laws come over, we can pull out the Dominoes and play 42!  It's win-win baby!!"

 

Number of fans who can purchase--1000

Number of fans getting divorced soon after--700

Something like that worked for me when I spent last money of my ex-ex on blink-182 enema(on peach.ltd to 182)

It was like:

look babe I've just got new blink record, now we got nothing to eat, isn't it cool?

few monts later I broke my arm and she became my ex :(

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