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  1. My gf puts on a random mix on Pandora sometimes. Usually its a lot of hip-hop, which works. Every now and then we get a random macarena song or something....I actually broke out laughing once, it was such a shift from this driving bass (speakers under the bed) to this boppy, twangy guitar thing. Fortunately, she laughed too. Damn song almost killed my boner.

  2. Unfortunately my work thinks we are all 5 year olds who just discovered the internet, so all we get is IE with tons of restrictions. Hell they blocked the back and forward browsing button.

    BDanger has a really nsfw avatar, he was the one I was thinking of. A few others are borderline, but his is really the only one I've seen.

    I just looked his up, because I didn't remember what it was. Yikes. He should probably have to change that, its over the line.

  3. Frumpy? You guys are retarded. I tend to think that guys who are obsessed with scrawny, wafish women are actually gay. You must be gay if you don't think Lily Allen is at the very least extremely pretty.

    Some gay guys are into fat dudes. Some straight guys are into skinny chicks. There's no accounting for taste.

  4. tried the fuckbuddy thing with a close friend, who happened to be a virgin. i start sticking my dick in, and blood starts pouring out. all over my new used car's backseat. made things somewhat awkward after that between us too.

    i assume you were unaware of the whole "virgin" thing then?

    Yeah, losing your virginity to a fuck buddy seems a little weird. I mean, I've heard worse, but that seems a little impersonal.

  5. I made one back in college with a buddy's old license. I just slit it open on the side (which was hard, but doable) and put my picture in place of his. Worked great. Also, I was Japanese when I was at the bar. I know a lot of folks that just used an ID of someone that kind of looked like them.

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