mattramone

http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2009/06/30/police/

I sent this to a friend of mine abroad and he said he didn't know if this was real or not.

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

Have you guys heard about this? I just found out about it last night. It would be hilarious if people didn't actually believe it.

And this is why Puerto Ricans can't vote for President.

He's the symbolic scapegoat. Let's get the rest of the fuckers.

We're officially blowing up Warped's spot by posting the daily schedule on our website every morning before the show starts. So if you wanna be prepared, bookmark this and check back on your show date:

http://altpress.com/specials/warped09/

Anyone at Pomona today? I'm guessing Gabe...

What time's the runway show? I simply MUST see all the new fashions for the summer line!

Radness.

This was posted by somebody on MySpace:

Download as AVI

http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=d4b00e7de18cfc64e62ea590dc5e5dbbe04e75f6e8ebb871

Thank you for this.

This was awesome. It's seriously the most fun I've had all year.

...will be lame because one of them is married to Kathleen Hanna. The very possibility of her involvement equals automatic suckitude.

why all the hate?

I sometimes forget why I hate everyone here. You can go back to discussing your over 9,000 variants for the latest Fall on the Dying Starlight's Mourning album or whatever.

ITT: the previously forgotten MattRamone cries about nothing.

ITT an attention whore acts like having GIFs is better than having friends.

I've been away for a while. You all piss me off too much. Scott Heisel is one of the most worthless human beings his mama ever shat out.

So what do you do for a living? I bet Scott's a lot more fun.

I'm a housewife. I'll take that over pimping Screaming Bloody December Screaming Life Blood Screams of Blood December Screams Blood or whoever any day.

You didn't even throw out a mcgangbang reference? I'm dissapointed from both of you.

I've been away for a while. You all piss me off too much. Scott Heisel is one of the most worthless human beings his mama ever shat out.

I don't think Heisel wants you posting pics from his living room.

Seinfeld is one of the worst shows ever on TV. Prove me wrong, assholes.

When you use Alt Press as toilet paper you're using Scott Heisel as toilet paper. And if his feelings get hurt when you use his tweenage magazine as toilet paper, his feelings probably get personally hurt when it's cloudy out or Burger King is out of mayo.

No care ever.

^it sure would look pretty, but i like my cakes edible!

From what I've heard (friend of mine looked into getting his wedding cake there), Charm City Cakes taste like cardboard and fail.

I keep telling the girl that the groomsman figure on our wedding cake is going to be a Batman action figure, and there's nothing she can do about it.

Would.

You missed it, Scott started drinking.

If he LEAKING then?

Oh, I kill me. (Someone has to do it.)

I've got a fiancee and girlfriends, and I'm an overweight drunk who considers shaving to be a monthly thing. What's your porblem?

I'm confused. Is that last part a really unclear "I hate Scott" joke?

When am I not making fun of Scooter and his inability to drink?

Wow, yeah, all the heshers will be in one place. Radical.

http://catandgirl.com/?p=1736

Also, Scooter mocks the recently dead. Wotta stand up guy.