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  1. started watching this yesterday afternoon after reading this thread. downloaded the first episode of season one, then ended up springing for the three season box set this morning. love it so far!

    Same thing happened to me. From what I read this would of replaced The Sopranos, but HBO actually turned it down. What a bunch of dumbasses.

  2. Stranaspunk, that reminds me of a similar story....from 7th grade...

    My buddy Todd snatched his first girlfriend, but she was in 8th grade, and to all of us wee lil boys, she was also 'very experienced' (aka slut). On Monday morning, before the bell rang, Todd was a little too quiet, so I bugged the shit out of him until finally he spilled. He said on Sunday, he went to his girlfriend's house to go to church with her family. Well, she apparently started a weekly holiday/day of observance called "Blowjob Sunday's". Well, she showed him how she observes that day, and he was more than excited.

    He told me as he was 'finishing', her mom was knocking on the door and they both panicked, so his swimmers (swimmers is a term I'm using in reference to semen, cum, splooge, jizz, pimp juice, man batter, etc) went everywhere, but mostly in her mouth.

    As his pants buttoned, the door opened up and her mom comes in to say, "We're late for church, so hurry up!...and Crystal, where do you hide the donuts? You have glaze all over your face."

    Todd told me he nearly shit his pants and his girlfriend, like a pro, said, "Sorry mom, Todd brought over a couple donuts and I couldn't help but swallow them in a rush!"

    THE END.

    +1 good man. +1...

  3. I'm awaiting the morning I walk into work and this board is just gone.

    ive thought about this too. i figure the board prob isnt going anywhere so long as he attempts to stay afloat (easy promotion). but if the ship finally sinks? wouldnt be surprised.

    I know I dread the day I walk into work and actually have to start working.

  4. I vote Var take over the board and slap the time burgler right at the top!

    You gotta talk to the other Big V about that. I suppose I could issue him a giant credit slip for it. Sounds like a plan, ha.

    If your talking about that "V" whos been the topic of discussion for the past 2 days. I'm pretty sure they like you more so just steal it. ;D

  5. Wow, you are a fucking idiot and an asshole...congrats! ::)

    Why? Cause I basically told the kid to fuck off?

    If that's the case then you're absolutely correct. The poster didn't want to do anything but whine, get a bunch of sympathy comments that mean squat in the long run, and drum up animosity against Virgil which is nothing new and everybody is sick of reading about anyway.

    Any of the actual solutions that have been proposed in this threat the guy could have come up with on his own if he spent two minutes thinking about it... instead of spending 10 minutes typing up his sob story.

    So fuck off to him and his gift cards.

    +1

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