whitecoyote

*would take a beating

To my dearest friends this is Keenan aka white coyote, I have been meaning to send out emails to ya'll but I figured this might be better/more effiecent. 1. I would like to deeply apologize for the extreme delay in getting tapes to those who ordered. I realize how gross and evil and disgusting not sending the tapes out and ESPECIALLY straight up ignoring you guys (I get really scared of everything, especially people but like whatever). I had hand dubbed the nine tapes but blahblahblahblahblahexcusesmeaninglessexcusesblahblah. I am currently having a limited run dubbed professionally and they will be sent out to you as soon as humanly possible. 2. Thank you times many a million for even listening to this music let alone shelling out for some outdated junk just kidding I really love cassettes with all my heart but you are a real trooper let me tell you. 3. Included with the cassette as extra treats or maybe not treats if you don’t like this kind of stuff I guess are: One figurine of my choosing based on your name. One sketch of a distant ancestor, circa 2006. One middle school note, circa 2007-2008. One selfie with greetings correlating to your place of residence. Seasoning of kitty 4. Also like, if there's anything else I can do for you, like if you just want your money back at this point, or you want a personal song... I don't know. LITERALLY just ask and I will do whatever I can to oblidge. 5. SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYOMGIAMSUCHANASSHOLESORRY 6. FUCK HIERARCHY FUCK THE STATE FUCK MACHU PICCHU FUCK THE WHITE DEVIL FUCK TARMAGOYF. love with all my heart, Keenan