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  1. Long story short: I live with a total cunt.

    Totally selfish, self centered...I could go on.

    Lately I've been thinking of how I could anonymously, systematically introduce more grief into her life. Remember that part in "Amelie" where the cute titular character breaks into that store keeper's house and undoes his life because he was mean and deserved it? Sort of like that, only switch the genders around and make them roomies.

    Has anyone ever done this, or have any ideas on how one could effectively fuck someone's life up?

    The only caveat is that it has to be something that would be hard/impossible to trace back to me, as I crave vengeance, but fear retribution.

    I'm thinking along the lines of unorthodox toothbrush activities, laxatives, ect.

    Any ideas? Thanks lads.

  2. I absolutely love this movie, and I think it's Kevin Smiths best (though I celebrate his entire catalog, minus Jersey Girl). I'd advise those of you that like it to never see it with a crowd. I had an interesting experience earlier this year with that. A local theatre here had "Kevin Smith Fest" over 3 nights where they played all the "Askewneverse" movies, and he did a Q&A after each one. It was a lot of fun, but Chasing Amy was a bummer, because any time there was a tense, serious, or heartfelt moment in the movie, stupid motherfuckers would start laughing. It's like they only showed up for "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" and their brains just couldn't handle anything that wasn't about weed or dicks. It was so frustrating and sort of ruined the experience.

  3. lol, there not toys, there rock action heroes :). They are actually very rare, they were sold at Hot Topic in 2005, there were only a couple hundred of them made and they are very hard to find now.

    I think you may be mistaken about their rareness. I worked at a record store (not hot topic) when they came out and we had them on the shelves for months.

    (Unless the ones you have are the "zombie" chase versions, which are legitimately rare, and I stand corrected)

    Either way, keeping them in packages = suffocating them.

    However, Umbrella Academy is a surprisingly good series.

  4. Corey Feldman showed up to the funeral dressed up as MJ. Seriously:

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    Ya know...Just when I thought he couldn't be anymore of a talentless attention whore. It's stuff like this that makes me realize some people just have loose wires in their head. 99% of people would think impersonating a celebrity at their own funeral is a bad idea and at least slightly distasteful. Corey Feldman hears that idea and goes, "Man this is gonna be bigger than Lost Boys 2!"

    In fairness to Corey Feldman (...I'm never going to be able to begin a sentence like THAT again...) I think that was one of Michael Jackson's "things". If you look back, a lot of the kids he rolled with dressed like him. I know Corey Feldman did that in the past, as did Maculay Culkin, and that Jordie Chandler kid, who was the first one to accuse him of molestation.

    Corey Feldman probably saw it as a tribute. Grief does weird shit to people.

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