scottypants

RJ stands for RIMJOB

RJ spent all the money on crack whores. She likes to have them lick her hipster butthole clean under the Brooklyn bridge. Yummy! I wonder how many tattoos she has at this point? What a little slut. I just wish she didn't have to take everyone's money like that, it just isn't cool.

RJ is a little hipster bitch and probably needs money for a new collection of nose rings and skin tight vintage clothing. She could have just borrowed some of her little sisters clothes, but instead kept our money for our TOYPAJ orders. I wonder if RJ has a drug problem now or something. It's the same kind of behavior committed by addicts, to lie, steal and hide out goes knows where. We are all potentially funding her drug fix for the day, or maybe she went in to rehab at this point.

I ordered mine yesterday afternoon. HT says it has officially shipped. Wasn't expecting that considering I was so late to buy it.

Local HT has mine on hold! I hope the cover isn't slightly pixelated like the last press.

I want it now!