emptyhanded

I was told this joke by a guy I know from Norway. I don't know if it'll suck written out (and without the accent) but we'll see:
 
So a doctor was having a shitty day and a hot woman walks into the office. At this point, his overall frustration leads to a complete disregard for any sense of professionalism. 
 
So she sits down on the table, and he starts rubbing her thigh, and asks "Do you know what I'm doing right now?". She answers "You're checking my thigh for any skin abnormalities and stuff like that", to which he replies "exactly right".
 
Next, he starts caressing her breasts, and again asks "Do you know what I'm doing right now?", and she answers "You're checking for any lumps and other signs of cancer". Again, he replies "exactly right".
 
His confidence in the situation begins to increase. 
 
All of a sudden he pulls off her pants and starts having sex with her, and asks "Do you know what I'm doing right now". She replies with "you're getting herpes, that's what I came here to talk to you about".

I was told this joke by a guy I know from Norway. I don't know if it'll suck written out (and without the accent) but we'll see:
 
So a doctor was having a shitty day and a hot woman walks into the office. At this point, his overall frustration leads to a complete disregard for any sense of professionalism. 
 
So she sits down on the table, and he starts rubbing her thigh, and asks "Do you know what I'm doing right now?". She answers "You're checking my thigh for any skin abnormalities and stuff like that", to which he replies "exactly right".
 
Next, he starts caressing her breasts, and again asks "Do you know what I'm doing right now?", and she answers "You're checking for any lumps and other signs of cancer". Again, he replies "exactly right".
 
His confidence in the situation begins to increase. 
 
All of a sudden he pulls off her pants and starts having sex with her, and asks "Do you know what I'm doing right now". She replies with "you're getting herpes, that's what I came here to talk to you about".

* I cut the prices down to get these out quickly (I hope), so let me know if you want this. I am a little low on mailers, so try to keep orders at least around $10-15. Thanks!
 
 
 
In addition to this, I'll probably be putting this stuff up on ebay soon, but if anyone wants to make a good enough offer so I don't have to that'd be cool.
Brand New - Deja Entendu 
Brand New - Your Favorite Weapon - Black (Iodine press)
 
edit: I'll probably be putting my streetlight manifesto stuff up on ebay today, because I'm starting to freak out about money now. If you want to make an offer before I do that, go ahead. I would rather sell it on here, so if I get a good offer over the next few days, I have no problem with pulling down the ebay auction.
Streetlight Manifesto - Everything Goes Numb - White -
Streetlight Manifesto - Somewhere in the Between - Blue
 
last edit: I have 2 days left so I'm just going to throw some set prices here in case anyone is interested. Just add $4 for shipping no matter how many records you grab.
 
Thanks to everyone who has bought something, it's gone a long way to helping fund my trip!

7"
 
Daylight - The Difference in Good and Bad Dreams - Black (rec release) /36 - offer
Foundation/Meantime - Split Red /500 [Ghetto Josh] - 8
Have Heart - Demo 2003 Purple /234 [bottled Up] - 13
Have Heart - You Can't Go Home Again Yellow /1000 [bridge 9] - 6
Kids Like Us - The 80's are Dead Clear /100 [Knife or Death] - 8
Kids Like Us/Down to Nothing - split Clear /800 [Knife or Death] - 8
New Found Glory/Shai Hulud - Tour Split Green /250 [bridge 9] - 10
Set Your Goals - Reset Mint /175 [Panic] - 10
Touche Amore - Live at WERS Black /300 [Condolences] - 18
Touche Amore - S/T Gold /500 [No Sleep] -
Touche Amore - S/T White /600 [No Sleep] - 10

12"
All-American Rejects - S/T Orange /1000 [Doghouse] - 13 - pending
Andrew Jackson Jihad/Ghost Mice split Brown - 10
Blink 182 - Cheshire Cat yellow/blue swirl
Blink 182 - Dude Ranch   Brown/Orange /500 
Brand New - Daisy Black
Defeater - Travels Grey /400 [bridge 9] - 12
Every Time I Die - Hot Damn! Silver /500 
Green Day - Dookie Black [Reprise] - 6
Mineral - The Power of Failing Blue 
New Found Glory - Sticks and Stones White (first press - dust cover signed by band) - 30
New Found Glory - Not Without a Fight Red /500 [bridge 9] - 10
Set Your Goals - Mutiny! Brown /1100
Silverstein - Discovering the Waterfront white (this has a bit of a seam split because victory doesn't know how to pack records) - 10
Thursday - Full Collapse Brown /350 - 10
 
Books:
Ross Farrar - Society Verse - 10

Picked up the bundle since I kept putting out buying the s/t

ordered from RFC, also finally picked up the Self Immolation Family 7"

Finding Bigfoot, easily

$100 for YFW, this was a few years ago before the repress. I'd never spend that much on a record again 

we taught our dog to ring a bell on the door knob when she has to pee. Now she rings it whenever she decides we aren't paying enough attention to her