oohdoiloveyou

an invite to a lot of things

Gotta have some touchin' in there with the making out. Just waiting for him to get that butt to Brooklyn, ya know.

that's not cool, man I WILL FIND YOU.

enlighten me

ugh, someone needs to back me up on the good "oof"

there's no shame in my game

I thought we were taking this slow, dude.

needs to be a fair trade~

My eyes are bleeding from all the unwanted dick pics. Do people know when you block their number?

We can all guess what you're thinking though. Cheating is shitty. If he has kids, way to go...

wooo, thanks for the heads up!

Yup!

Woke up to a clothed dick pick from an ex dude and almost chucked my phone across the room. I've had it with this dude, but I don't want to be a complete bitch to him. I think he's just sad/pathetic/lonely and wants attention and I'm not falling for it anymore. I wish the internet could punch him in the dick though.

you'll poop it out later. but think about the rennet in it and sad cows.

but they're just boobs, nothing special about them. we're talking about a third ball here. well, that's no fun.

wait, what? we need proof of this.

bow chicka wow wow

I've changed my mind, boob pics are for the ladies only. is this enough talking? then I wine and dine you? hook up town is so far away.

because I'm holding out on just you. everyone else should check their messages soon~ damn right.

I don't want to get banned for too much good boob.

boob pics comin' your way asap

the sexual tension is killing me right now

rolling my eyes at all of you right now

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"hook up town" I just can't.