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I'm in love with my doubt, it's freaking me out.

I've been on hold with this business for 23 minutes. THEY DON'T CARE!

VC looks like Yahoo circa 1995.

Oh, Josephine...what will it take?

There's no sunshine when she's gone.

How about you get your foot of my shoulder, fella?

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"Sometimes I wish I had a farm where the only pollution is your cigarettes."

The heart is a two-headed sperm.

son, that's what bearing witness is.