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  1. -hit a huge pot hole on my bike and went flying over the handle bars.

    -landed in a gigantic fucking puddle while it was raining.

    -didnt have my allen wrench on me and my bars were wicked crooked so i had to walk home.

    +im dry and in bed now

    -but my left shin is pretty fucked up. its swelling up like a mother fucker.

    did you do the whole 'imma stop pedaling cause it's instinct' thing?

    nah, my bars turned a bit, so when i went to go put them straight it was as if i cut the wheel really hard so it sent me flying.

  2. -hit a huge pot hole on my bike and went flying over the handle bars.

    -landed in a gigantic fucking puddle while it was raining.

    -didnt have my allen wrench on me and my bars were wicked crooked so i had to walk home.

    +im dry and in bed now

    -but my left shin is pretty fucked up. its swelling up like a mother fucker.

  3. its been almost 3 months, almost 2 actually dating. she knows i have a girlfriend so i think thats keeping her from coming up. but there was no real reason for her to come down either. she made shit up about that. shes so fucking cute though. damnit no...this is me doing what i always do when a relationship gets real. hello stream of consciousness on a message board. i should go to bed. too much beer and weed make homer something something.

  4. -im being really stupid right now. im drunk and high, and was hitting on this girl all night. she went to sleep on the third floor but was creeped out and now shes sleeping in the basement and its freezing so she might end up on an air mattress in my room. i have a girlfriend but god damn this girl is too cute for her own good. keep me strong vc!

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