shoulderthing Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 AZLK/Moskvitch For Life (Every Car We Manufacture Forever) Soviet Bloc Only For 1,000 Rubles, you will receive the following * Every hatchback, sedan, wagon, luxury car, van, SUV, etc we manufacture for the rest of AZLK/Moskvitch's life. This includes the most rare variant of every initial production run. 1 car of each platform (new only) * Lifers also enrolls in AZLK/Moskvitch for Life which entitles you to every CAD schematic AZLK/Moskvitch puts into production for the lifetime AZLK/Moskvitch. This includes special cars available only to AZLK/Moskvitch lifers, prototypes, etc. * AZLK Lifers also receive the AZLK/Moskvitch Card which entitles the user to 10 percent off on all orders placed in the glorious worker's paradise. For those curious, over the past 3 years, we have produced well over 100 cars on genuine imitation Soviet era metal and plastic and have no plans to slow down. AZLK/Moskvitch for life will begin with the next cars that show up at our warehouse which will include Moskvitch 402, Moskvitch 410, Moskvitch 407 (with high performance 35 horsepower engine and REAL RUBBER TIRES!), Moskvitch 403 (45 horsepower engine! Available only to high ranking party members, restricted for proletariat), Knjaz Vladimir (built for a prince!), Dolgorukij, Moskvitch 2141 Aleko, Moskvitch 404 Sport (Sport means vroom!), and others. Unfortunately, this is not available for people living outside of Soviet Bloc. The shipping costs would get too expensive. The AZLK/Moskvitch for Life offer ends when either AZLK/Moskvitch dies or hate to say it, when you die. Let's hope we all live for a very long time to get the most out of this deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoulderthing Posted October 2, 2009 Author Share Posted October 2, 2009 I should also stipulate that collapse of Soviet Union would also cause offer to expire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Not a fan of the VC for life thing but this wasn't funny at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
servo Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 this is an all right parody, couda been better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
servo Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 http://board.vivalavinyl.org/thread/view/97538/&p=10 now thats a good parody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 http://board.vivalavinyl.org/thread/view/97538/&p=10now thats a good parody hahaha that is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoulderthing Posted October 2, 2009 Author Share Posted October 2, 2009 Not a fan of the VC for life thing but this wasn't funny at all. Humor is a sign of laziness and only appropriate for the decadent Western capitalist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
servo Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 "Humor is a sign of laziness and only appropriate for the decadent Western capitalist." now THATS a post i can really get behind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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