halfasspunkshow Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 monkey any takers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devinr Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 I'm down. I'm sick of this thing anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihprstl Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 A guy I work with has two monkeys. They are more work than children. They have to change their diapers like 4 times a day. They have this cage that starts upstairs with a trapdoor in the floor that has a tunnel that leads to this giant cage outside. The one time I was over there he brought one out, it ran to the kitchen sink, turned the water on and left it on, went to the refrigerator and got out some grapes, when to the pantry and opened a jar of pickles and dropped it. It was fucking insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfasspunkshow Posted October 26, 2009 Author Share Posted October 26, 2009 i just want to get one and teach him (bob) to fling poo at my boss. That would be the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrstripe Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 A guy I work with has two monkeys. They are more work than children. They have to change their diapers like 4 times a day. They have this cage that starts upstairs with a trapdoor in the floor that has a tunnel that leads to this giant cage outside. The one time I was over there he brought one out, it ran to the kitchen sink, turned the water on and left it on, went to the refrigerator and got out some grapes, when to the pantry and opened a jar of pickles and dropped it. It was fucking insane. Most entertaining post I've seen here in a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfasspunkshow Posted October 26, 2009 Author Share Posted October 26, 2009 would agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjohnnick Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 i just want to get one and teach him (bob) to fling poo at my boss. That would be the shit. nice pun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngwolves Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 A guy I work with has two monkeys. They are more work than children. They have to change their diapers like 4 times a day. They have this cage that starts upstairs with a trapdoor in the floor that has a tunnel that leads to this giant cage outside. The one time I was over there he brought one out, it ran to the kitchen sink, turned the water on and left it on, went to the refrigerator and got out some grapes, when to the pantry and opened a jar of pickles and dropped it. It was fucking insane. that sounds like the greatest day ever. i bet all that happened within like 3 minutes. i know this dude collin who has one that flicks people off. its incredible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihprstl Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 A guy I work with has two monkeys. They are more work than children. They have to change their diapers like 4 times a day. They have this cage that starts upstairs with a trapdoor in the floor that has a tunnel that leads to this giant cage outside. The one time I was over there he brought one out, it ran to the kitchen sink, turned the water on and left it on, went to the refrigerator and got out some grapes, when to the pantry and opened a jar of pickles and dropped it. It was fucking insane. that sounds like the greatest day ever. i bet all that happened within like 3 minutes. i know this dude collin who has one that flicks people off. its incredible Actually it was probably about 90 seconds. The way this thing moved around and how it did everything flawlessly was actually pretty amazing. And both of the monkeys had all of their front teeth removed. Monkeys that flick people off and that can use a toilet are awesome. These monkeys just seemed to be a pain in the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgparn Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Most entertaining post I've seen here in a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezfools Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 what kind of dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfasspunkshow Posted October 27, 2009 Author Share Posted October 27, 2009 a puggle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezfools Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 So close. Fan of pugs and the two I have would love another brother/sister, but can't hang with the puggles. Good luck, hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drawthecurtains Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 such a bad parody thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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