midnightcity Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Singer Finoa Apple has postponed the South American leg of her tour... because her dog has fallen ill. That's right, folks. We've officially hit rock-bottom. In a hand-written letter - that eerily resembles the chicken-scratch of John Doe in the 1995 film Se7en - posted to her official Facebook, Apple outlined the frighteningly close relationship with her Pitbull named Janet. “If I go away again" the singer stressed, "I’m afraid she’ll die and I won’t have the honor of singing her to sleep, of escorting her out.” Other choice cuts from her letter include: “She’s my best friend and my mother and my daughter, my benefactor, and she’s the one who taught me what love is,” and “Janet has been the most consistent relationship of my adult life, and that is just a fact.” So, sorry South America. Miss Apple is clearly not the kind of gal that “puts her career ahead of love and friendship.” We reached out to Janet the Pitbull for a statement, she emailed this back: "Kill me." Source: The New York Times Dying Dog forces Fiona Apple to postpone tour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Yeah, how dare she care about a pet. That bitch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 wow people are dicks. Who would leave a dog thats dying behind to go tour for assholes who say shit like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnightcity Posted November 22, 2012 Author Share Posted November 22, 2012 No, you're right, why would she honor a contractual obligation when her pet is dying. It's not like the fact she wants to be around it to see the light go out of its eyes is weird anything. perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 No, you're right, why would she honor a contractual obligation when her pet is dying. It's not like the fact she wants to be around it to see the light go out of its eyes is weird anything. perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. You've clearly never had a pet you loved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnightcity Posted November 22, 2012 Author Share Posted November 22, 2012 nope, I never had a dog that died of cancer in 2004. clearly I wouldn't have been able to move on with my life after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 After absolutely but, I'm sure you went to another country and preformed concerts for people while the dog was in the process of dying. I'm all for snarkyness and being an asshole but when someone's pet is dying show some class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnightcity Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 Actually I had to show my house since an appointment had been made my prospective buyers (who ended up being the final buyer) and I wasn't about to cancel for something I couldn't do anything about. sorry, life goes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 just saying if my dog was on its deathbed i would want to spend time with it. Something that has been loyal and loved you unconditionally probably more than a person could deserves to be with their owner during its final days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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