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But clothes from stores like that aren't the best quality! If you buy some tiger print button down from Topman I will cry.

Also, if you want to buy basics (like t-shirts) and then button downs that are relatively cheap, I'd look at Uniqlo and this site https://www.everlane.com/

Honestly, you should buy clothes that you'll want to wear for a while and that'll actually last. Like save up on nice jeans and button downs. Don't just buy clothes now because they're hip and then next year buy into another trend. I regret wasting so much money on stupid clothes when I was a teen.

Teenageeric, if you dress like this when you're in your 20s, and you don't work at urban outfitters, people won't take you seriously at all. Not even hipsters in Williamsburg. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS "PASTEL GRUNGE?"

Confession: I've (kind of) hidden a butt pic a dude sent me in one of my computer graphics projects.

I Quit Girls - Japandroids A Dream for Us - The Appleseed Cast I Keep a Diary - Braid Sweet Avenue - Jets to Brazil

Damn, Ry Bread, that was one intense/toxic relationship you had. I read the whole thing. I can't even comprehend how you made it through all of that because if I were you I'd still be a wreck.

I guess I'm glad to have a big bed all to myself now because I don't have to deal with anyone farting all over me in my sleep.

That second confession is a real bummer, dude.

every photo of a dude and their kid or pet on here totally kills me.

but I haven't even lived in a dorm for over 2 years! Going to look like a baby forever.

I take it back. Now, I will never do anyone until I know for sure they've wiped their ass beforehand.

I'm sure you'll be feeling this into/past your 20s, so get used to it. Maybe take her off that pedestal she's on.

Nah, dude was cool~ Wait, I didn't want to be the one naked. I wanted the delivery dude to be naked. That would be a total problem though because I wouldn't want the pizza to get cold. Staten Island, fat Italians. Sounds like a good time to me! Wait, we should totally get back to poop talk. I don't have any good stories though.

BONER MOSHING LITTLE GIRLS. I just can't. Except that sounds really awful when you think about it.

One of the dudes in that band was a total boner during a show once (kept knocking into me, then putting his arm around me, then pushing me out of the way) and I am still holding that against them.

But how many pizzas am I going to have to date? Can't stay with one once it gets all moldy. CONFESSION: This dude I used to date told me that when we first started talking and that's why I decided to date him. I just wanted him to deliver me pizzas naked. Edit: I feel really creepy for confessing that now.

no go on the so so glos

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE EVERYONE HERE TO METAL KARAOKE. COME ON DOWN!

oh my god stopppp. no more sushi or thai places.

We are all just made up. Lines will still be long though and you'll want to die. At least the pizza will save you.

They always do that at DBA. I remember them being awesome and the band opening was pretty good too.

YES TO ALL THREE. Kill them all with fire.

yesss, but that was before I joined. It was so crowded in there that I was pretty much in some dude's armpit the whole time.

I don't know how this is going to help me. Should I be turned into a pizza or something? Or date pizza?