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  1. They missed one. I used to have a roommate who is very un-tech-savy. So much so that my other roommates and I unplugged his ethernet cord and he was sure his internet wasn't working for three days because it was so cold outside because "he checked the router and "his cable(the only red one in the house) was plugged in". He clearly didn't check it.

    Anyways, April Fools comes around and we get this guy with #9 and then hours later, after fixing his issue and having a good laugh about it when he's at class, I take a piece of scotch tape and use it to cover the laser eye on his optical mouse. When he gets home from class, his mouse doesn't work and he's positive the mouse has a virus because other mice, when plugged in, work. Scotch tape + optical mouse + uninformed user = win.

  2. I hate hospitals, man. They give me panic attacks, what with their smell of formaldehyde and death and nurses with needles who want to steal my blood but can't find a vein, which is odd because I'm so thin that I have veins that heroin addicts would kill for, they stick out so much.

    I haven't seen a doctor for myself in twelve years.

  3. I'm am also hoping to make this my first fest...lets try to keep this thread going until then!

    Your avatar makes me happy.

    P.S. I might be dressing up as Artie for Fest if I can find the sweet shirt and red tights. Unfortunately, I'd have to shave my sweet beard to pull off the look.

  4. Opinions please...would like to no longer be a dateless loser. A girl messaged me on a dating site, but I could use opinions since my eyes haven't healed completely from lasik and need to know if she has a lazy eye or unibrow I'm missing.quote]

    Looks good to me! Do it. Also, dating sites work?

    It's really hit or miss. I signed up on plentyoffish.com because it's free and a coworker, who met her bf soon to be fiance (supposedly) on there, rec'd it. Match.com or eharmony seem too cheesy and I am too poor to pay for stuff. Been on one date with a 20 year old (tip: don't date girls under the drinking age) that was pretty bad (told me she still sleeps with her ex and others...she can't go a month w/o sex). Went on 2 dates with another really cute girl (blond...my poison), reminded me too much of my college ex (profession, looks, sense of humor, beer of choice, tomboy-ish personality) but had a lot of fun with her. There's a lot of single moms, but I think if I took it seriously and messaged more people I'd actually have more dates.

    I'd join up to another dating site, but after my previous experiences with them, I've come to the conclusion that the internet is, in fact, for porn, not dating. So I'll keep trying to my luck with the sneakernet.

  5. If you're going to grow some vegetables this summer, you're going to want to get your seeds ordered and started indoors kinda soon. I did it last year and started my peppers and tomatoes around this time. Yougrowgirl.com was helpful for me last year.

    yeah i know at my work they have those little greenhouse starter things. also isnt there a website called you grow dude or something. ha. you definately dont feel manly when you type that address in.

    Those little greenhouse things work wonders, I used one last year and every single seed sprouted. And you're right, it's immasculating typing that address in. I was hesitant to throw the link up for just that reason, but it really was helpful for me.

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