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I said pomegranates because I've seen neither. HATERS GONNA HATE.

i usually clean mine every few weeks but i've been slacking. i used to be that asshole, too. the one who would bitch about people having dirty pieces.

i am lazy.

You sure about that?

neither of you can compete with Bastard Samurai...the most hated man on the board!

(...if karma meant shit which it doesn't)

wait...scott IS winning! by 88 points! gold star sir. GOLD STAR.

Lookin' good.

But seriously, Kanye's a douche and a half. That's almost two full douches.

this got me.

i have honestly never seen any of those brand new shirts!

got this last night...

and because I'm sure there are some sick fuckers (like me) on here who like fresh bloody ink, here's the outline. got a little drip action during our smoke break...

earlier today with my buddy

but there are several outdoor bars around town notorious for people smoking on the property and the cops just look the other way.

i was looking for a still from Death Proof of jungle julia smoking on the porch of the bar to post as a reaction shot, but i couldn't find one.

i know the scene so i can appresh the effort! #greatjob

i'd love to be on ggdub but i'm not 18 anymore...or in need of additional internet attention

i actually hadn't seen these yet...

that crab was pure class. as was the rest of the house.

here's the Jawbreaker jam fest:

yeah that's complete bullshit. small time cops with nothing better to do. they could be keeping people from getting robbed or kids from getting molested but they'd rather do the easy shit like bust "alternative" looking kids for bud.

i know here in houston the cops aren't necessarily cool with it but there are several outdoor bars around town notorious for people smoking on the property and the cops just look the other way.

hell tonight i brought my piece with me to a house show and smoked behind the house. it was byob...i'm just going to pretend they meant "bring your own bud"

also, sucks to hear about your gma ryan

oh, and here's a shitty cellphone pic:

that was fucking INCREDIBLE. he played a ton of my favorite older songs. Bad News, Good Friends/Bad Habits, Bag of Bones, motherfucking POSSUM FOR A PEEK....guhhhhh

I actually went up and shook his hand and talked to him...something I never do at shows but this felt so intimate. Genuinely fucking nice dude that I'm proud to call one of my favorite musicians. I always assume these guys would be disinterested or assholey but I'm glad I took a shot.

About 30 people in a living room for an acoustic solo set. He offered to take requests but he didn't know a lot of the older songs like Never Meant or In The Morning Before Work (my personal suggestion)

Toward the end he did Smiths and Jawbreaker covers while some dudes from the audience sang karaoke style.

He even gave me the O, Evelyn 7" for free

Best time ever. I probably won't get to experience anything like that again in my lifetime so I'm holding on to this one.

This is not a talent contest, it's a popularity contest.

Also -1 for knowing what MTV is up to.

i sure hope someone is doing some audio or video of these. would make a nice watch, i'm sure. i haven't seen Owen in what feels like forever. he doesn't seem to like Minnesota too much, he gets a weird response here and hecklers.

my receipt did actually request no audio or video recording. also no flash photography. i'll try to get some but they'll be dark :-/

yeah he shows up on those late night shows quite a bit actually. not so sure how i feel about him in a sitcom.

weather is beautiful tonight. kind of chill with it being a backyard show now.

i have a bubbler that kinda looks like a cock.

not intentionally of course, but the water chamber looks like a ball sack and the stem is very phallic.

yeah the mouthpiece on mine definitely looks like the head of a cock. we're bffs.

so, i got arrested on january 27th for possession of a gram of dank. thankfully, this was my first offense, and they're looking to downgrade it to a paraphernalia charge with the passing of 3 drug tests, 35 hours of community service, and 15 hours of drug education.

the downside of this is that i cannot smoke.

the upside of this is that when i do smoke, i will be two months, and it will feel like the first time (without the paranoia).

fuck the police.

what the fuck?! was this around your university or something? i would be livid if i got that much bullshit for a gram. or any bullshit whatsoever.

today i saw a glass dildo that had a pipe on one end

Pics please. I may have found Errol's Christmas present.

^ lol wat? i couldn't make out any of that.

but I did seriously consider writing a parody about smoking bowls.

2 pm, gotta have my bowl and some stale cereal...time moving so slow it goes tick tock ticking on and on, everybody's blazing... gotta get down to the IHOP, gonna have french toast WITH ALL MY FRANNNSSSSSS!

Yeah that's as far as I got. I'm no Rebecca Black, folks.

so...this is where the Owen house show is tomorrow night in Houston...

2710 Carrolton St. Houston, TX 77023

lolsy. I kinda wish they hadn't said "living room show" when it's not. It's gonna be in the backyard. Just a heads up to anyone expecting a/c. It's gonna rain tonight so bring something waterproof to sit on if you wish. The hosts are also allowing us to bring in a few beers but I'm not sure of the smoking situation. Out of respect I probably won't.

lots of tickets are still available if any of you wanna come on down

http://www.undertowtickets.com/product/owen-living-room-show-houston-tx-march-30

I do the same. I always finish my bowl from the night before in the morning. Just a little to focus me for the day.

I had a helluva workout and shower. Ate some tacos. Listening to GY!BE. 'Bout to smoke up and play some l4d2

wait...I need to go to the post office. fuck! #lifedecisions

I think a lot of the stoners on this board are afraid to come out and talk about it on the forum/don't post here often.

no shame. i loved gc for a semester junior year.

i didn't have this board to tell me what to like.