Dashhax

lolz. Dashhax pic = yoga pants.

Are you surprised?

I have not succeeded as a man, it seems...

If you have had sex with a women and made her climax you sir are a man. Only 1 in 10 women can actually squirt there is always a chance my friend.

Ry,

Yea i was thrilled when it happened. I wasn't as shocked as she was though she never even knew she could do it and was blown away by it.

Every woman squirts (or at least has the ability to squirt).

Every women has the ability to squirt however having an orgasm and squirting are two different things.

You haven't lived until you have been with a women who squirts.

no!

i was just really good at sex, and lucky enough to get her knocked up.

she's stuck with me now xD

shes got tons of great tats, too.

her arm has the girl who stood on a grave, from scary stories to tell in the dark.

can't find a good picture with it, tho.

but yeah, we've been together for almost 9 years, we have 3 kids, and we met online.

and she never got a single stretch mark from cookin' any of our babies.

it's fucking amazing.

That's awesome man. Those tats are sick The one on her left shoulder I have on a t shirt I got online.

you only need the money if you don't have the cock.

i got lucky, i have neither and my wife is hot as hell.

she's a total bitch tho.

god don't give with both hands.

I'm confused are you hot, hung, or loaded?

And money.

intentional?

Mhm, I'm actually disappointed I thought Ry would be the first one noticing that.

My GF lives in yoga pants, and I'm fine with it.

You lucky bastard. It's pretty warm in RI right now so they aren't that common until the winter time rolls around. When I go to the gym though they are out in full swing and it is just so amazing. Women are so beautiful especially in heels,nylons, and yoga pants.

I try so hard to read what's going on, but all I end up doing is staring at this chicks ass

Just one more miracle brought to you by giyp

Let's start a kickstarter for Madie and dashhax to meet and go on a date. The sexual tension is so thick up in here.

Then we can lie and make up false statements of what actually happened.

I miss seeing your face Casey

That site is seriously one of the best things to happen to the internet!

It's what helps get me up in the morning.

dashhax, I just love you so so much.

Your lies and sarcasism are very stale, try and read up on some new tactics.

coming from the guy who visits girlsinyogapants.com. no one should listen to it.

Coming from the girl who makes up fake dating stories in order to get attention no ones comments should be taken seriously. The only person I feel bad for is Derek who is going through a really hard time. It's hard to feel bad for you or even try and give you any solid advice over a relationship in which you have been in less than a week. Girlsisyogapants is a great site for guys and girls dont get mad at me because the guy you were "dating" visits it as well.

dashhax gives the worst advice.

I never told you to listen to it.

Yea women like assholes until their mid 30's, then once they get their heart broken for the tenth time they choose to settle down with a "good guy". It sucks that their psyche is messed up like that but the way to remedy that is to be an asshole now to get the girl you want. The worst thing you could ever do is chase after a girl the more she hears/sees you the worse off you are. Start flirting with her friends or people shes knows it will piss her off and make her feels their is something about you she missed.

In all honesty its one of the best ways for a guy/women to stay out of a committed relationship. He put all his cards on the table from the beginning it's actually a lot more classy compared to how other people tend to string people along.

Rule #1: Don't seek this sort of advice from a special interest message board populated by undersexed 20 and 30-something dudes.

Speak for yourself brah.

Ann Hathaway looked amazing in leather.

It really bothers me when people use your instead of you're in the wrong context.

Or when they make a statement and they end it with "Just Saying" I hate that shit. Women do it more than men I'm sure of it.

Any girl that listens to Brand New is the right girl for me.

I had no idea what you were talking about, so I googled it and watched / listened to the music video, and I'll say that nope, I don't have this on repeat. It doesn't grab me at all.

How can a ceiling fan not grab you?

shit, if you can tell a broad "give me one night inside of your thighs"... and she gets it? oh she gon' get it.

Aww shit son she would get it good.

All of that is a turn off to me.

1. Wear whatever the fuck you're comfortable in.

2. See above, I'm not going to walk slowly because you're in pain.

3. Don't play games. If you have no intention of doing something, say so. Don't pretend.

4. I'd prefer you had good taste in music, but opposites attract right?

5. See above. Don't play the same shit on repeat. It's boring, which makes you boring. Are you boring?

6. I know this was a joke, so it's all good

Brand New is a turn off? I have nothing else to say to you sir good day.