seangj Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 This article is getting me through this cold snowy morning. http://www.invisibleoranges.com/2013/11/death-metal-english/ My favorite: Normal English: “You have to mow the lawn” Death Metal English: “BRING DOWN THE SCYTHE OF GODS UPON THE NECKS OF THE GREEN-RIBBED LEGIONS AND SWEEP AWAY THEIR WRETCHED BODIES; THOU ART IMPLORED BY ME” Here is my shot at one. "I'm thirsty" The quenchment of my very existence hath been torn from my soul. heypeterman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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