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  1. Someone sell me 'something to write home about' by the get up kids.

    1. codeine

      codeine

      I have a copy for sale. Sealed. Also have Four Minute Mile.

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  2. Kidney Stones, Pain Med, Doom Metal. That is all.

    1. codeine

      codeine

      I'd rather have stoney kids than kidney stones.

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  3. would you rather have cat paws for hands or cat paws for feet?

    1. codeine

      codeine

      Hm springy-jump, or retractable claws, tough call. Can I have both? And whiskers and a tail?

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  4. if boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses.

  5. if boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses.

    1. codeine

      codeine

      I have a duderus, and I'm manstruating right now.

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  6. First time I've ever seen a status update get locked.

    1. codeine

      codeine

      You can lock your own status, in case you don't want comments, I guess? Not sure if that's what happened or not though.

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  7. I wanted a bagel, so I got a bagel.

    1. codeine

      codeine

      Misread 'Panera' as 'Pantera' - then I thought: 'Dimebagel Darrell.'

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  8. The high temperature when I'm supposed to leave for class: a balmy 16°F (-9°C).

    1. codeine

      codeine

      Been like -30°C here. Colder than on Mars.

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  9. Jesus, take the wheel.

    1. codeine

      codeine

      ^Lol ... They didn't have cars back then! hahahaha

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  10. have a hot first date tomorrow, and im scared shitless.

    1. codeine

      codeine

      Well, at least you won't spontaneously crap your pants, then. Ha!

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  11. finally found a place that sells 10" sleeves. good lord.

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