David The Gnome

Sitting at the baby doctor, hoping for better news than last week. Mental up votes guys. Need the positivity.

DO YOUR HANDS SHAKE WHEN YOU THINK OF THE WAYS WE LIVED

Totally just cropdusted an old lady standing behind me at walmart. Kinda feel bad

I knocked all my chicken nuggets on the floor because they tasted like cardboard.

guys...i think zay is gone...... REJOICE!!!

Saturdays are my designated "don't do shit" days.

The high temperature when I'm supposed to leave for class: a balmy 16°F (-9°C).

Someone come make me breakfast. This is very important.

I don't ever use this statusy thing. Hi.

sweet vinyl lovin'

Hi, im new here. Hello from Pennsylvania!

I've made my mind up; I'm leaving America for as long as I can, as soon as possible. But who knows when that'll be?