oohdoiloveyou

Going to crush all your guy's dreams. We met. It was fine. That's all.

I have Pity Sex's Dark World - 1st press on black. PM me an offer.

So stoked on this! Love all the bands on this split.

kind of funny, mostly just sad.

dancing is great. dance remixes for every song. thanks, world

i want to date a dude that can get down to marky mark good vibrations.

Anyone else mad about what's happening in Texas? So pissed.

Oh man, that's really awesome! Wish I could watch it.

An IUD?

Also, owww.

This Old House > sports.

That sucks. All sounds super expensive.

You can sell one of your organs on the black market? A kidney or a lung, perhaps? Kickstarter??

Hopefully you're able to figure it all out though. Saving up money is so hard when there are always new bills to pay. Good luck, dude.

I've just realized that I'm a lot worse at buying presents for people than I thought. 

I hope you like random shit, person.

How do I meet new people/make new friends in the suburbs? All my friends are at college and shit so when Im home I literally do fucking nothing and I hate it. Im tired of being bored all the time and alone. Keep in mind I dont drink, so the bar scene is kinda out of the question.

Go to shows. Meet up with suchashorttime.

online gabling, halo, WOW, raise hermit crabs, adult friend finder, farming, yo-yos, furniture refinishing, fan fiction writing.  i'm really trying here.

someone's getting sassy up in here.

^you're the worst

but yeah, I was at that level

wow, I've missed so much while I was away from the internet. THANKS FOR TELLING ME ALL OF THIS WAS GOING ON, DUDE.

futurekills is spot on! It's like she's inside my head. Thanks, girl.

Me and this dude are friends, not best friends. But I'm not just going to ignore him all of a sudden without first telling him what's going on. I'm just going to distance myself. Maybe later on we can talk again, but it's too hard right now. Whenever we do hang out, it's never like a date. We'll get lunch, talk about what's going on in life, get coffee, walk around. Normal stuff, but then we just end up spending the whole day together and shit happens. It's been 4 years. I don't think it's fair to either of us to just keep falling back on each other like this anymore.

Also, after ugly crying and smoking last night, my head feels a lot clearer now. Thanks, everyone, for the advice.

Advice on this is hard. I went through something similar with a girl while we were in HS/College. We both had feelings for each other for a LONG time (3+) years and yet were always in other relationships. I always had the same feelings you do that it's not fair to the people I was dating. Eventually we decided to start dating and make a serious effort at it. I wish this were one of those stories where I get to say she's my wife now, but in reality it lasted 3 months and ended very badly. I havent really talked to her since and that was 4+ years ago. She was my best friend for 5 years and I've barely spoken to her since. I knew that if I didnt at least try I would always have those what ifs. Honestly though everyone is different, but if you really dont want to give it a shot, do as Matt suggested and stop hanging out/talking to him, because other wise it's just gonna linger. Happy ending though I just got married in August so I was wrong when I was 16 and thought she was the one. 

I'm just glad to hear a good outcome with all you went through! I hope you've gotten some kind of closure from that relationship.

yeah buttbutt I don't think you can be friends with that dude. until then you'll be missing out on someone who could change everything for you.

Yeah, I've been thinking about this for a while now. I just wish it didn't have to come to this.  But I will do what I have to.

Well, okayyy.

BUT I would still like some help, guys!

Dammit, guys. Is meeting suchashorttime going to be the only answer to my problems? 

I don't think he wants to be in a relationship and I kind of just want to start something new. I feel like we're too comfortable with what we have now.

bring it on gf

haha, okay.

So, I've been in this weird thing with this guy on and off for 4 years now. We've both been in other relationships during this time, but have still talked (just as friends). He's been there for me through some really tough times, pretty much always has my back, and lets me be open about my thoughts and never tells me I'm just "being crazy." I do have feelings for him, but know that a relationship with him just would not work. How do I move on?! I want to see other people, but he's kind of always in the back of my mind and that's not fair when I'm trying to see other people. I want to be friends, but it's hard not to get physical when we do hang out.

helpppp

I think I need some man advice, but the more I think about it, the weirder I feel. I think I'm just being dumb.

yeah, man!

buttbuttbutt =/= butt plug

I once read in cosmo to use a little teeth during a blowjob.

I feel like I hear about this one suggestion so often that they must put it in every issue.

buttbuttbutt

did I miss something?