oohdoiloveyou

Gotta have some touchin' in there with the making out. Just waiting for him to get that butt to Brooklyn, ya know.

that's not cool, man

I WILL FIND YOU.

That could be taken in more than one way...

enlighten me

ugh, someone needs to back me up on the good "oof"

there's no shame in my game

Is there no selflessness left in the world?

I thought we were taking this slow, dude.

needs to be a fair trade~

My eyes are bleeding from all the unwanted dick pics. Do people know when you block their number?

We can all guess what you're thinking though.

Cheating is shitty. If he has kids, way to go...

wooo, thanks for the heads up!

clothed dick pic. so you mean hard dick outline showing through boxers??? i need some clarification here

Yup!

Woke up to a clothed dick pick from an ex dude and almost chucked my phone across the room. I've had it with this dude, but I don't want to be a complete bitch to him. I think he's just sad/pathetic/lonely and wants attention and I'm not falling for it anymore. I wish the internet could punch him in the dick though.

you'll poop it out later.

but think about the rennet in it and sad cows.

when those boob pics hit our inboxes, your third ball pic will bounce your way.

 

(im speaking for him)

but they're just boobs, nothing special about them. we're talking about a third ball here.

Its not something you can see, you have to feel for it. Which is how I would get the easy non awkward blow job. Hahaha

well, that's no fun.

wait, what?

we need proof of this.

Good thing we'd have to pass make out city on the way.

bow chicka wow wow

I've hit refresh enough to set my keyboard on fire, yet still nothing  in my inbox in regards to boobs

I've changed my mind, boob pics are for the ladies only.

I'm impressed you took my POF debacle to heart.

is this enough talking? then I wine and dine you? hook up town is so far away.

there is no boob.

because I'm holding out on just you. everyone else should check their messages soon~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA7I05h0X_E

damn right.

I don't want to get banned for too much good boob.

boob pics comin' your way asap

the sexual tension is killing me right now

rolling my eyes at all of you right now

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oof

i hate to sound old or prude or... lame... but i met a girl i was pretty into and we hung out a couple times, both times ending up in hook up town.  don't get me wrong, that rules.  but at this point in my life, i guess i want to get to know a chick first?  we had fun both times, but now that the mystery is gone, i'm less inclined.  maybe it just seemed desperate.  who knows.  i want a respectable chick with her life mostly figured out.  otherwise, i've been rating high with girls i have absolutely no physical attraction toward.  i'm about to throw in the online dating towel.  good news is i'm about to make a pretty big move in july / august, so that should help a bit.

"hook up town"

I just can't.

oof can go both ways, man! haha