saxamaphone

Am I first class? I feel more economy class.

I sit behind a desk and try not to kill myself.

With a brush.

SPOILERZ

HE GET SHANKD

Hopefully Abrams will at least come out and say what the secret was.

Turns out it was all product of Zooey Deschanel's New Girl character's autistic imagination, ala St. Elsewhere.

Good for her.

Pink Floyd sucks.

I had a goldfish once.

Headphones - Sit and listen

No headphones - Stuff

Some people in this thread have obviously never been touched by the raw power of Queen.

I didn't even get a joke birthday thread.

My Droid X rebooted itself twice last night and then froze up. I had to do a battery pull and it's been working fine so far. Maybe I should turn it off every once in a while.

I also like how it looks like you just copied and pasted yourself from one picture to the other.

It's a cardboard cutout.

My Dinner with Andre Natto

by Saxamaphone

Oh god, it's so slimy and gross x500.

The End.

I'll PM you with my contact deets.

Burlap sack.

Bindle.

Is this why my power was out all morning?

I don't think there were any reported outages attributed to this. It wasn't as strong as they were originally estimating.

Did you pay your bill?

Everyone beachside lost electricity til about 10:30. I'm not that lazy and irresponsible.

Is this why my power was out all morning?

@josecanseco

It's equal parts hilarious, depressing, and bizarre.

I remember having the pizza scented gak. What exactly the point of gak was, I still don't know.

Pretty sure gak was invented by Big Carpeting as a way to boost sales.

Haha I get it!