saxamaphone

Am I first class? I feel more economy class.

I sit behind a desk and try not to kill myself.

With a brush.

SPOILERZ HE GET SHANKD

Turns out it was all product of Zooey Deschanel's New Girl character's autistic imagination, ala St. Elsewhere.

Good for her.

Pink Floyd sucks.

I had a goldfish once.

Headphones - Sit and listen No headphones - Stuff

Some people in this thread have obviously never been touched by the raw power of Queen.

I didn't even get a joke birthday thread.

My Droid X rebooted itself twice last night and then froze up. I had to do a battery pull and it's been working fine so far. Maybe I should turn it off every once in a while.

It's a cardboard cutout.

My Dinner with Andre Natto by Saxamaphone Oh god, it's so slimy and gross x500. The End. I'll PM you with my contact deets.

Bindle.

I don't think there were any reported outages attributed to this. It wasn't as strong as they were originally estimating. Did you pay your bill? Everyone beachside lost electricity til about 10:30. I'm not that lazy and irresponsible.

Is this why my power was out all morning?

@josecanseco It's equal parts hilarious, depressing, and bizarre.

Pretty sure gak was invented by Big Carpeting as a way to boost sales.

Haha I get it!