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I've been spinning this record and listening to it on my bicycle pretty much non-stop.

Some jerk girl broke my heart a few days ago, and this album has really helped.

I'm kind of surprised I was able to get TY Hilton with the fourth waiver claim.

I don't even miss my TV since I started using the internet to steal that shit.

Surly bikes. Any kind. That's all.

I've been riding a Steamroller for about four years now, and I love it. The steel frame is great. I'm not graceful by any means, and it takes a ton of punishment.

A guy in one of my leagues killed himself yesterday, and he's my opponent week one. The commissioner is going to set his lineups, and they're not bringing anyone else in to take his team.

So I'm in a fantasy football league with a dead person.

Has anybody heard/received anything yet? Late July/early August has passed, and I don't like bothering labels about mailorder.

I crashed my bicycle in front of a bunch of people.

I'm going to get high and eat a peach. Happy Friday, VC!

ANUSTART obviously attended the Method One Drafting Clinic.

Kangaroos are musclebound freaks. I would never fuck with a kangaroo.

Looks like David Wilson has the job all to himself.

 

Andre Brown suffered a fractured left leg in the Giants' preseason finale Thursday night.

It's the same leg Brown fractured last season. It's a significant blow to the Giants' backfield depth, as the team will now likely be forced to keep rookie Michael Cox and kickoff return-type Da'Rel Scott as the backups to David Wilson. Wilson's fantasy value soars in the process, however. He's now likely to open the season as a true-every down back with no threat for passing-down or goal-line work. The Giants may strongly consider making Brown their injured reserve/designated for return player. But at the very least he's going to miss a huge chunk of the season.

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Louis C.K. - Live at the Beacon Theater

Patrice O'Neal - Unreleased and Mr. P

Maria Bamford - The Special Special Special

Tig Notaro - Live

Hannibal Buress - My Name is Hannibal

Jim Norton - Please Be Offended

Name your price or beat the average for Louis C.K. and both Patrice O'Neal specials.

I got the tape in the mail today, and the packaging is really nice.

Understandable.

Wait, so the ocean cover is the friend press and the cliff cover is the tour press?

I don't understand the aversion to PPR. It actually makes WRs competitive, and allows for more variations when drafting a team.

I have a copy of the friend press #40/50.

PM me an offer.

I vote for 4-point QB TDs, PPR scoring, and zero bonuses.

I changed my team name to something more intimidating. I apologize if this causes any clerical errors.

I just want to draft my goddamn teams.

My NarFFL draft is Tuesday night, and I have first pick.

Fuck right! Great album!

Use liberal amounts of cat poison to deter your cat from molesting your vinylš.

I want to give a shout out to my Nana and Papap for sending me birthday checks that I don't cash.

Hey Nana!

Hey Papap!

Sorry for throwing off your checkbook.

Any, but the 27th/28th would be preferable.

My PC full of precious, irreplaceable porn.

Has anybody ever purchased a shirt from Night Birds' store? Can you tell me what they're printed on? Alstyle?

 

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