pez Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Boss-"Holy shit dude! you came in first!" Me-"Yeah, thats just how I roll" This one is via Blackberry Messenger but still work-related and made me laugh Me-"Man how long are you suspended for?" Roommate/Co-Worker-"Who the fuck told you I was suspended?!?!!?!?" Me-"You did dumbass about 3 hours ago." Roommate/Co-Worker-"Oh shit, 3 weeks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncingsoles123 Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 "Ima knock that nigga out" Hey guys, I work at a children's go karting place. Mine aren't funny, just sad...very very sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 "Ima knock that nigga out"Hey guys, I work at a children's go karting place. Mine aren't funny, just sad...very very sad. I hear that all the time Also this is me with a typical customer: Me-What model phone do you have? Customer-That Sprint one Me-No, Not your provider, youre model Customer-Oh! The kind that go beep beep Me-Let me see your phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeian Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 More info is needed on these. i'll take another picture of the front of the box, but it's on my desk at work... they're like animal crackers but not as sweet i guess.. and they have the names of the animal written on it.. it's japanese, but i got it at a korean market. i got it when i went and bought random snacks for a road trip.. apparently they have the english name, german name and japanese name of the animals on the back, but i can't tell what everything else is on the box cuz i can't read japanese.. out of a box of many crackers, that was the only cock one, and for whatever odd reason, it's not shaped the way i'd expect it to be shaped... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarondanger Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 I had on a dillinger 4 shirt last week and some 70 yr old women said. "Dillinger....I remember how good he was" I laughed in her face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flatlinemole Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 one of my coworkers asked me about the saying, 'You might as well'... except she didn't realize it was Might... 'You know that saying... is it 'Mind as well' or 'Mine as well'?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaps Posted June 8, 2008 Author Share Posted June 8, 2008 More info is needed on these. i'll take another picture of the front of the box, but it's on my desk at work... they're like animal crackers but not as sweet i guess.. and they have the names of the animal written on it.. it's japanese, but i got it at a korean market. i got it when i went and bought random snacks for a road trip.. apparently they have the english name, german name and japanese name of the animals on the back, but i can't tell what everything else is on the box cuz i can't read japanese.. out of a box of many crackers, that was the only cock one, and for whatever odd reason, it's not shaped the way i'd expect it to be shaped... haha awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 this is from when i worked at borders Explanation:My friend was wearing a star wars shirt the front it that said execute order sixty-six. Customer: whats that? order sixty-six? does that mean we should invade iran? Me: uh, no, its star wars man. Customer: Oh! the missile defense thing! i used to work in a horribly conservative town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dylan Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 one of my favorite stories from back when i worked at staples. this lady had just bought a printer and then went back over to the computers and was looking at them for her friend her: she likes to listen to music me: well all you do is open up the cd drive and put it in to play it her: well what if it's country music? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 this is from when i worked at bordersExplanation:My friend was wearing a star wars shirt the front it that said execute order sixty-six. Customer: whats that? order sixty-six? does that mean we should invade iran? Me: uh, no, its star wars man. Customer: Oh! the missile defense thing! i used to work in a horribly conservative town. haha wow. i work in one of those as well. i get tired of explaining to the knuckledraggers that Obama is not a muslim or a terrorist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeian Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 i'll take another picture of the front of the box, but it's on my desk at work... they're like animal crackers but not as sweet i guess.. and they have the names of the animal written on it.. it's japanese, but i got it at a korean market. i got it when i went and bought random snacks for a road trip.. apparently they have the english name, german name and japanese name of the animals on the back, but i can't tell what everything else is on the box cuz i can't read japanese.. out of a box of many crackers, that was the only cock one, and for whatever odd reason, it's not shaped the way i'd expect it to be shaped... haha awesome. i ended up leaving those two crackers in the box over the weekend, i don't think i'll eat them anymore.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 It really depends. A lot of funny stuff is said at my work but very little of it is work related. Typically customers bitch me out over prices. "So what if we're a non-profit?" "That's a 15% discount" "What if we're government?" "Same 15% discount" "What' if we're a non-profit government agency?" "Same discount" "Shouldn't it be 30%?" "No we don't work that way." "But we're a non-profit." "So are we" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbadrepp Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 I work in the meat depo at my sam's club some guy - "is lamb in season?" me - "no, they're not really ripe yet, wait a couple of days then come back." the guy - "thanks, ill be back then" i wanted to let him go but i said "lamb is always in season" i love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 So we're having a huge ass intel event set up in our building and they have staff all over the Museum. I'm at our coffee bar (you know...were you make your own coffee) and one of their crew comes up. "Are you open?" "Excuse me?" "Well like, What do you have?" "Uhm...We have the drip coffee or the espresso machine" "How's that work?" "Uhm..I have no idea. you know I'm an events coordinator, right?" "Oh...I'll just have whatever's in the coffeemaker then" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leerobert Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 "You need to beat your meat a little bit" Head chef said this to me today when talking to me about how to grill well done steaks a little quicker, in all fairness, I'm pretty sure he knew he was saying it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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