lonesomexloveus Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29971638/ i feel like it's funnier when you see the picture of what this contraption looked like. either way, this brings the lolz. "NEWARK, Ohio - Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower. Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph. Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acorren1 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 This is incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest errolwest Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 normally, i'm against drunk driving, but if this man was on vc, id +1 him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theambulancereview Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 HAHAHAHAHA, that is the most crazy funny thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acorren1 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Anyone else interested in having their own motorized bar stool? This man is an innovator! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest naytoid Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Make way for drunken bar stool races! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclz Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 haha, that is fucking awesome. i would totally buy one of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Anyone else interested in having their own motorized bar stool? This man is an innovator! If he didn't get this patented before he crashed it, he's going to hate his life when this thing becomes the new Segway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acorren1 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Seriously. People everywhere would want to go 38mph on a bar stool. Hell, I know I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 allison, i don't know how you get paid at "work" because you post more of these crazy articles than anybody on this board. i love them, don't get me wrong, i'm just saying... you should LOVE your job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 dan dan dan. i am employed by the state. all the rumors are true. and sadly, i do more work than anyone else in my unit. last month i got the highest possible marks on my performance review and was told to keep doing exactly what i'm doing. ...so i am! ;] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroyingthescene Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Up to 38mph?? Damn, that's some fast stool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kevinb Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 i dont know about you guys and maybe its cause i've never drove drunk but that would freak me the fuck out being trashed going 38 mph on that thing... none the less this is hillarious I wander what the cop's reacation was to this when they saw this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptchaos Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Anyone else interested in having their own motorized bar stool? This man is an innovator! These have been around for a pretty long ass time. I know there was/is a place near Indianapolis Motor Speedway that races these on a weekly basis. Either way, awesome article. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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