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Forget stupid sunglasses. Can we talk about this related item, which is a VIBRATOR/DOG BED COMBO PACK

http://www.amazon.co.../ref=pd_sbs_a_2

WHY ARE THEY SOLD TOGETHER

WHAT IN THE FUCK

Amazon's product description is disturbingly graphic.

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  • Ok girls, What can be more cute than this gift set? a super cute tea cup shape pet bed w/ a pink vibrator? and let's face it girls, our eyes always goes for the big long one at first in the store then realize it's too big and hurt right? don't let that mistake happen again. This powerful 6" long realistic size rabbit vibrator will brings you endless of pleasure and no pain! * you must be over age of 21 to purchase this gift set!
  • The soft, jelly head vibrates while the pleasure pearls rotate. As the bunny ears tickle your clit, bringing you to ultimate climax.
  • Multi-Speed vibration with just one touch of the button! Girls, you need to get this! and it's a perfect gift for husband or boyfriend to get for their love ones.
  • This super chic and cute Tea Cup shape bed is a must have for all Diva dogs/cats and fashionable pet owners! Made with super soft fuzzy fleece fabric for warmth and comfort, pair with delicated scallop lace trim on the edge of the bed. Measurement: 23" Dia. 9"(H)
  • This item comes with an original Chinese Love Spell artwork that's trademark exclusively owned by Fancy Gifts Boutique and no one else except us has it. The black swirly motif & the Chinese characters on the yellow background is the "Love Spell" symbol. We had artists to paint the peony flowers & lucky koi fish & good luck "Tai-Chi Ying Yang Wheel" to surround the love spell to form this beautiful original artwork. Legend has it the love spell symbol can help you attract loves and admirations! We re-print this love spell card from the original artwork in a perfect pocket size so you can carry this magical love spell card with you in the wallet anywhere you go! This love spell card is trademark & exclusively owned by us."

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Amazon's product description is disturbingly graphic.

"

  • Ok girls, What can be more cute than this gift set? a super cute tea cup shape pet bed w/ a pink vibrator? and let's face it girls, our eyes always goes for the big long one at first in the store then realize it's too big and hurt right? don't let that mistake happen again. This powerful 6" long realistic size rabbit vibrator will brings you endless of pleasure and no pain! * you must be over age of 21 to purchase this gift set!
  • The soft, jelly head vibrates while the pleasure pearls rotate. As the bunny ears tickle your clit, bringing you to ultimate climax.
  • Multi-Speed vibration with just one touch of the button! Girls, you need to get this! and it's a perfect gift for husband or boyfriend to get for their love ones.
  • This super chic and cute Tea Cup shape bed is a must have for all Diva dogs/cats and fashionable pet owners! Made with super soft fuzzy fleece fabric for warmth and comfort, pair with delicated scallop lace trim on the edge of the bed. Measurement: 23" Dia. 9"(H)
  • This item comes with an original Chinese Love Spell artwork that's trademark exclusively owned by Fancy Gifts Boutique and no one else except us has it. The black swirly motif & the Chinese characters on the yellow background is the "Love Spell" symbol. We had artists to paint the peony flowers & lucky koi fish & good luck "Tai-Chi Ying Yang Wheel" to surround the love spell to form this beautiful original artwork. Legend has it the love spell symbol can help you attract loves and admirations! We re-print this love spell card from the original artwork in a perfect pocket size so you can carry this magical love spell card with you in the wallet anywhere you go! This love spell card is trademark & exclusively owned by us."

relevant:

http://www.amazon.com/review/R2DT9RO8AYAKRA/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B00746ZQ16&nodeID=3760901&store=hpc

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Guest deathbydrums

I can't believe I read the whole thing...

even the banter between the two pervs in the comments section is golden.

Edit: Sorry dad! : (

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