skadaddy

 

So Bruce Willis, Dave Grohl, and a Ghost walk into a bar...

 

 

...and the bartender asks the gentlemen if the Ghost is with them.

 

Bruce Willis replies, "Yes." (because he sees dead people) and the bartender asks them to leave.

 

Dave Grohl asks, "Why the fuck do we have to leave?"

 

The bartender replies, "We don't serve spirits after 11."

luckily im not really into splits

 

luckily im not really into splits

 

luckily im not really into splits

 

The only thing better than sleep is sex. It's why they generally both happen in the same place.

 

You have sex in the bathroom at work?

6:00am.

 

I used to be able to sleep a little later on the weekends, but now my internal clock still gets me up at 6:00am.

 

Every fucking day...6:00am.

 

After 10:30pm, I have trouble keeping my eyes open.

 

 

 

I got old.

we should all just quit our jobs, start a brewing company, brew beer all day and listen to music.

PM'd

lol but i dont wanna be like jared!

 

ha. looks like someone needs to buy a lotto ticket! 

 

Dammit...I just spent the last of my money on assless chaps with a horsey tail stitched into the belt grain and yeast.

DON'T YOU EVEN DARE SAY DAVE WAS!

 

Wait...I was right?

 

I was only trying to be clever on multiple levels, but if it really was Dave Grohl, I'm getting a lotto ticket on the way home.

It was actually really good. Nowhere at good as real Snakebite, nowhere as dark, but still pretty good. I honestly just bought it for the label. Haha.

 

Gigantic has put out some consistently good beers. All the one's we get in Sac have been solid.

matt!!!

 

i keep missing you on here. but i have a thing to tell you. guess who just happened to be hanging out at the mariachi el bronx show i went to last week. 

 

Dave Grohl?

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I only answered because my name is Matt)

Nice dude. Doing that IPA you were talking about? I'm ready to brew again so bad.

 

The first bottle of the DIPA got popped 2 weeks ago, and it was pretty tasty if I do say so myself. I got some pretty great feedback from friends and fellow home brewers. Let's just say I'll have no problem getting through 5 gallons of it but I am already working on some tweaks to really make it shine on the next few batches. I'm hoping it becomes my "house IPA."

 

I'm brewing a SMaSH IPA with Marris Otter and Citra this weekend. I wanted to do an easy, straight-forward, clean beer to really let the Citra shine. It's almost summer...perfect IPA weather.

 

You need to get that kettle out, Brutha.

Ask Brews Willis.

 

Yippee Ki yAle, (Mother Fucker)

i have a great idea for a line of beer if i only knew how to brew.

 

 

dammit.

 

I have one too, but the copyright infringement would kill me.

What are you all doing with your day?

 

Heading to the brew shop at lunch to get some grains and yeast.

 

Other than that, just writing some programs to graphically display a custom color spectrum to depict the humidity across a 3D representation of a customer's wine storage warehouse.

haha thank you for that

 

wars tart

 

Side note...he had huge balls.

Rats are legit awesome pets. I mean, a wild one probably not so much but I've known several girls who had rats and they were pretty cool.

In fact now that I think about it I need to add that to the list of weird coincidences between girls I've dated.

 

I had a pet rat all through high school. He was the white with pink eyes variant. He loved to sit on my shoulders, so I used to take him with me places and he would just chill up there like a parrot. I had a black '68 VW Bug, and he would sit on my left shoulder while I drove around town (never the right because I would have to shift with that arm and it made him uncomfortable). People would triple take when I would pull up to a stop with him because here was this black car with a driver all in black with black hair and the white ass rat just chilling.

 

I miss that rat.

Dave Grohl I saw you in the Nothing thread and it is up now

Unless I misread and you weren't waiting on it... That whole thread is huge but I wanted to tell the small talk friends about it

 

 

It's a thread about Nothing.

my co-worker only has one ball. he told me on my third day here.

 

he's uniballin

 

I had a roommate who fell out of a tree and hit a chain link fence on the way down when he was 8 years old. The damage was so severe that they had to remove one of his testicles.

 

We called him the Unaballer.

 

(I'm not really freeballin'.)