Tommongod

Hey, good joke that was definitely worth making.

Only 50 of these made.  Very hard to  come by. Looking for the right buyer. I'll consider offers. Rainbow splatter. Brand new condition.

Only 50 of these made.  Very hard to  come by. Looking for the right buyer. I'll consider offers. Rainbow splatter. Brand new condition.

Hmm a U Turn or a Crosley? let me think now
 
That's got to be the most one sided question since do you want to eat chocolate or shit?
Any Crosley is only good for target practice or use as a door stop, never ever under any circumstance put a record anywhere near one

Crosley is a no-no
U-turn has unbelievable customer service and is made here in Massachusetts.
That's a no-brainer
You could grab a Denon DP-300F if you want an automatic table. They are built very well and will last a very long time. I still have mine in a closet somewhere. It lasted me a few years without a single issue, and they are about $330. 
You can also shop used. You can score a hell of a deal if you look enough. 

Boards Of Canada - "Tomorrow's Harvest" 2xLP **New and Sealed** $24
Alter Bridge - "Blackbrid" 2xLP **New and Sealed** $40
Switchfoot - "Vice Verses" 2xLP (Cover:G/VG; Records: Mint) OFFER
 
 
READ ME!!
- Same day shipping if payment is recived be noon est
 
- Records will be shipped with proper packaging w/ bubble wrap
 
- Shipping is in the Price, buyers w/offers please keep this in mind.
 
Thank You!

Definitely appreciate that answer. 
 
I got multiple PM's by now, but thank you all for interest, maybe I will do this again, can't guarantee it'll be sealed or as high profile as Blink 182 but everyone could use a free record from time to time  
 
Happy Thanksgiving!

not trying to waste your time, i do have one but not really willing to part with it unless the offer changed my mind. just thought id throw it out there.
also how has this never showed up on ebay/discogs?