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Haha the band photo cracks me up.

Fucking ace! Whatever isn't sent out with pre-orders is going to Robotic Empire so you may still be in luck!

Yeah all Hyperrealist vinyl are custom colored to match the sleeves. It's sleek as hell.

I'm pretty sure you'll still have the opportunity to buy once they are in, so just keep an eye out!

Yeah, not a slacker at all. Dude works full time and runs this on his own.

What's annoying is not only do people send him countless emails and call his CELL PHONE assuming he is some warehouse of a record label, people go as far as to call him a slacker. At some point, people want to defend their good name and it's good that he did it. He didn't come off rude or arrogant, which I have to give him kudos for because if I were him I'd be telling everyone that they are whiny bitches and to fuck off. But this is why I don't run a label hahaah.

Is that his problem?

See? Good things are worth the wait.

I think I'd look silly holding this. 12 inches of what?!

I read that as "fairy lengthy" and got excited for a second.

You're in for a treat dude. All the releases are really nice looking. REALLY nice. As long as people are truly willing to back DIY labels and be patient, things turn out great for everyone, just takes time.

If you've seen any of the releases Hyperrealist have done you'd know it's worth the wait. I'd rather things take time and have an awesome record than one that was rushed out. It's a one man operation and that shit is always going to take time. People who pre-order need to realize that pre-orders almost always get delayed.

To name a few. And no, I'm not a lefty, I just took the picture with my Macbook.

Both Portland AND Chicago are great places. Lakeland was a shitty town, but we made the best of it. I miss my friends a whole shit ton actually.

Raised in Miami and went to college in Lakeland. F U Florida.

PS - WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY DUDE! Except your a few years older, but still! We slay!

SRSLY! I'm from Florida and this is my first winter ever. Cray Cray!

That's what I hear, but there I was, in a foot of snow, digging my car out in my sockless Vans. I'm kind of a hard ass.

I actually really, really hate socks. My friend forced me to wear them to other day but I wasn't feeling it.

Good for them. I'm glad they did that.

Ugh tell me about it. I haven't quite gotten all the Floridian out of me because I'm walking around in Vans with no socks. Sup, hypothermia!

Here I figured out which store it was, but then stopped caring. Regardless, fuck you kid.

Here I ranted how I could get those kids that helped this kid steal fired.

I thought that was assumed!

Hung out with my posse, ordered a pizza with 7 pounds of cheese on it (God bless you, Chicago), got drunk, and watched Big Trouble in Little China.