After many months of lurking I had to register to respond to this
1) I have not gotten my records either. It has been a week since they shipped. I am not worried
2) If you are worried about warped records, the post office has this cool feature that I have known about since I was about 4. You can stop your mail delivery while out of town. Its totally amazing feature that I recommned you use and SHUT THE HELL UP
3) If your emails to Joe are anything like these posts, It does not surprise me a response is not sent. You will soon learn, when you enter the adult world, that you get nowhere yelling and screaming