scottheisel Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 See, you thought someone was gonna make it for the TV network, but then I rope-a-doped you with this parody gem! Booyah! And yeah, lifetime guarantees on products rule. More things should have them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Epic "Eh"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted June 22, 2008 Author Share Posted June 22, 2008 AT LEAST I'M FUCKING TRYING -- WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentumlost Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 i think i speak for most of us that the parody threads are starting to get old...my vote is we forget them for a couple months..then come august or september we can use them again and it will be freash and new and fun again! =D but scott..i totally didnt think of this...once someone mentioned the channel i just kinda only thought of the channel that just happens to show tons of golden girls and frasier... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 "My favorite channel is Lifetime because it's 'television for women', yet for some reason there's always a woman getting beaten on that network. 'In a Lifetime original, Meredith Baxter-Bernie gets beaten with a rod in a Lifetime original, Rod.'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leerobert Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 I'm stoked on the lifetime guarantee I have on my Eastpak bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinscam Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 "My favorite channel is Lifetime because it's 'television for women', yet for some reason there's always a woman getting beaten on that network. 'In a Lifetime original, Meredith Baxter-Bernie gets beaten with a rod in a Lifetime original, Rod.'" in college, we used to have a few beers, watch original lifetime movies and then cheer for the abusive husband / rapist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncingsoles123 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 "My favorite channel is Lifetime because it's 'television for women', yet for some reason there's always a woman getting beaten on that network. 'In a Lifetime original, Meredith Baxter-Bernie gets beaten with a rod in a Lifetime original, Rod.'" hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 I think I got that from Jim Gaffigan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 "My favorite channel is Lifetime because it's 'television for women', yet for some reason there's always a woman getting beaten on that network. 'In a Lifetime original, Meredith Baxter-Bernie gets beaten with a rod in a Lifetime original, Rod.'" in college, we used to have a few beers, watch original lifetime movies and then cheer for the abusive husband / rapist. incredible. hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawry Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 scott shut the fuck up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted June 22, 2008 Author Share Posted June 22, 2008 AT LEAST I'M FUCKING TRYING -- WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE? Not made a parody thread. *woosh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsterdamned Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 AT LEAST I'M FUCKING TRYING -- WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE? Not made a parody thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhamm212 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I think I got that from Jim Gaffigan. You did. I just saw his Comedy Central Presents... for about the twentieth time the other day and I remember this line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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