aviolentworld Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Inquiring minds need more info man. How did it all spill out? What'd he say? His entourage say anything? What happened with the cops? Are you gonna be on TMZ?? So here's how this all panned out: My sister and I were with 3 of our friends enjoying a game of bowling. I had heard a rumor the night before that he was seen playing basketball at the local college less than 5 miles from our house. (Turns out it was true). We're about 3 frames into our game when a huge group of black guys rolls up in the bowling alley at the front desk. I jokingly said "5 bucks says it's Chris Brown" (I didn't actually get 5 bucks from anyone). So turns out they get the lane next to ours. We are not ok with this. We all LOVE Rihanna (I would break up with my girlfriend of 5 years if I knew I had a chance). So they start bowling and I "accidentally" let my ball slip out of my hands and into their lane only ending up in a gutter-ball. I get the "Yo son what are you doing???" with that annoying cackle that big groups of people do. I say "Sorry, I'm not used to bowling around famous people and I guess I'm nervous?" So everything is cool for a frame until they have problems with their lane and Chris Brown says "I think it's broke?" when I say "Like Rihanna's face?" This did not fair well with the group as they told me to "shut my mouth and mind my own business". They say "We're just trying to have a good time." I say "We're just here trying to have a good time too, but it's a little difficult with an egotistical fuckhead that beats women standing 10 feet away from us." This is where a manager comes over to ask me to cool it or they'll kick me out. Two of Chris Brown's entourage continue to talk shit on me until the manager is telling them to cool down as well. He rolled a gutter-ball (and I don't know how to keep my fucking mouth shut) and ask "Was your dad too busy teaching you how to beat women instead of teaching you how to bowl???" Now there's a problem, I am asked to leave now and am informed that the cops have been called and are on their way. I had to get one last thing in and ask "Can you cover our next game, or is all your money tied up in your lawsuit?" Turns out that none of them are a fan of jokes. I am escorted out of the building and told that I can never come back to the alley, told my sister I'd meet her at home, and as I was pulling out of the parking lot, 4 police cars with flashing lights pull into the parking lot. My sister took that picture with him and then subsequently threw up on the floor behind the seat where you keep score on the computer. She got a ride home. I swear to god. dude thats pretty rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Man, if this is true, then good for you. Everyone knows that nothing is going to happen to him legally, and if people just continue to kiss his ass he's going to be a woman beater for the rest of his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonix Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 shoulda fucked em up BC13 style also, +1 when I can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theambulancereview Posted April 4, 2009 Author Share Posted April 4, 2009 Man, if this is true, then good for you. Everyone knows that nothing is going to happen to him legally, and if people just continue to kiss his ass he's going to be a woman beater for the rest of his life. 100% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divaface Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 +1 for saying what everyone in the world is thinking but is too chicken to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilstrombone Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Best story ever. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I wouldn't go that far, but good for you. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 im not going to plus one you but i will ass ram you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainreck Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 so what did the cops do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 You're a brave man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidemachine Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Kudos man! That is too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 +1 because i've been +1'ing you for like two weeks so why stop now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest afsdan Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 nice, i hate chris brown. rihanna's a classy lady. classy ladies do not stick with abusers. hate to break it to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 classy ladies do not stick with abusers. hate to break it to you. you'd shut your fucking mouth if you knew what was good for you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 classy ladies do not stick with abusers. hate to break it to you. you'd shut your fucking mouth if you knew what was good for you... this is funny luv ya dan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 +1 man, that's fucking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrudeboy Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Every time i read this story it makes me laugh more... +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest afsdan Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 classy ladies do not stick with abusers. hate to break it to you. you'd shut your fucking mouth if you knew what was good for you... ? big Rihanna fan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 haha no im just fuckin with you. i know thomas is obsessed though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brad Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 jaw dropped quite a few times during the story. great comedic timing and +1 for being a bad ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Inquiring minds need more info man. How did it all spill out? What'd he say? His entourage say anything? What happened with the cops? Are you gonna be on TMZ?? So here's how this all panned out: My sister and I were with 3 of our friends enjoying a game of bowling. I had heard a rumor the night before that he was seen playing basketball at the local college less than 5 miles from our house. (Turns out it was true). We're about 3 frames into our game when a huge group of black guys rolls up in the bowling alley at the front desk. I jokingly said "5 bucks says it's Chris Brown" (I didn't actually get 5 bucks from anyone). So turns out they get the lane next to ours. We are not ok with this. We all LOVE Rihanna (I would break up with my girlfriend of 5 years if I knew I had a chance). So they start bowling and I "accidentally" let my ball slip out of my hands and into their lane only ending up in a gutter-ball. I get the "Yo son what are you doing???" with that annoying cackle that big groups of people do. I say "Sorry, I'm not used to bowling around famous people and I guess I'm nervous?" So everything is cool for a frame until they have problems with their lane and Chris Brown says "I think it's broke?" when I say "Like Rihanna's face?" This did not fair well with the group as they told me to "shut my mouth and mind my own business". They say "We're just trying to have a good time." I say "We're just here trying to have a good time too, but it's a little difficult with an egotistical fuckhead that beats women standing 10 feet away from us." This is where a manager comes over to ask me to cool it or they'll kick me out. Two of Chris Brown's entourage continue to talk shit on me until the manager is telling them to cool down as well. He rolled a gutter-ball (and I don't know how to keep my fucking mouth shut) and ask "Was your dad too busy teaching you how to beat women instead of teaching you how to bowl???" Now there's a problem, I am asked to leave now and am informed that the cops have been called and are on their way. I had to get one last thing in and ask "Can you cover our next game, or is all your money tied up in your lawsuit?" Turns out that none of them are a fan of jokes. I am escorted out of the building and told that I can never come back to the alley, told my sister I'd meet her at home, and as I was pulling out of the parking lot, 4 police cars with flashing lights pull into the parking lot. My sister took that picture with him and then subsequently threw up on the floor behind the seat where you keep score on the computer. She got a ride home. I swear to god. +1 to infinity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroyingthescene Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 That's seriously awesome man, it take balls to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 way to go. that's amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tattoosdonthurt Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I can never +1 anyone else ever again(unless, of course, ronnie comes back). So each time I can, I will +1 you. You've got brass buns. I read that long version of the story 2 times and then again to my wife, she thinks you're the man and that you should have popped CB one. You'd have made TMZ then for sho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 +1 until I can't +1 no more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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