steventangent Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 C word. Haha. Jokes are funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 GOB (Approaching banana stand): Give me a GOB! George Michael: GOB! I felt we needed to start this up again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 michael : I need you to give my mother something I can't... Maybe a little "afternoon delite" oscar : the question is, how do I get it in her? michael : I don't need any details. oscar : maybe I'll put it in her brownie! michael : HEY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 "He's heading to Portugal ... down South America way." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkrock Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 I love when GOB was dating Lucille 2 Lucille 2: Read me the appetizers again. G.O.B.: “Fried cheese... with club sauce.” Lucille 2: Oh... G.O.B.: “Popcorn shrimp... with club sauce.” Lucille 2: (Moans.) G.O.B.: “Chicken fingers...” Lucille 2: Oh, stop it, you’re making me dizzy. G.O.B.: “...with spicy club sauce.” The way he says "Spicy club sauce" cracks me up every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 "The fact that you call it Pop Pop tells me you're not ready." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyIceyo Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 although not a line from the show, any time Gob would do a magic show, The Final Countdown by that band Europe would play, always funny, because then it would get played inappropriately in some random end clip of next weeks show that had nothing to do with next weeks show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Steve Holt is a bastard. He doesn't even know who his father is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Anybody else notice how anytime someone uses the word "wonderful" they are lying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Gob, having just washed Franklin, in a British accent : "You've ruined the act, Gob!" *** Gob : I lost a brother today. Michael : Franklin? Gob : He's all puckered and white now! Michael : Well look at it this way, at least you can take him to lunch at the club now. Gob : That's exactly the kind of joke Franklin would have loved! *** Tobias, trying to act tough like George Sr, failing to open the mayonnaise jar for Lindsay : "You don't need the calories." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkrock Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Look at banner Michael. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Gob: Taste the joy Michael. Michael: Tastes a lot like pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 "Taste the happy, Michael!" "Tastes a lot like sad..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Oh Michael, you're such a pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 "Mr. Gay is bleeding! Mr. Gay!" Every once in a while some random moment from AD, Simpsons, or Futurama will pop into my head while I am working or something, and crack me the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyk36 Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Lindsey: Well, I mean, I'm totally ok with eating meat, people need meet to survive. Michael: Lindsey, you're aware that they don't remove the meat from the cow surgically, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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