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Steven Segals Lightning Bolt Energy Drink


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This may be the single greatest innovation in the last 300 years.

Is there actually a flavor called "Asian Experience"?! There's a Norm McDonald joke to be made there.

Oh Yeah, Chuck Norris made an energy drink once but it was too powerful to be contained by any human material...the result was Chernobyl.

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id like to try it but i would be scared it would turn me into a ponytailed knife wielding chef who works on a ship and has to deal with a crazed gary busey. or else it would make me want to find those who pollute the environment and beat them senseless while at the same time repairing a nice lady's house. or put out an ill fated blues album (actually its not that bad of a cd!)

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