Attn: Dan Andriano Fan a/o Steven Tangent

[drabley]

It got deep, 'tis true,

But we finished off nicely.

Sorry you weren't here.

[drabley]

Don't say that word: bum.

Googlemyass is lurking...

You know how he gets.

[steventangent]

I'm not sure I do

I confuse screen names a lot

I suck at the boards

[steventangent]

You dudes have insights

All I have is snarkiness

Not sure that's a word

[drabley]

But snarkiness works.

We all need to be grounded

And cut down to size.

[steventangent]

I try to be nice

Well, it depends who you ask

I'm kind of a jerk

[drabley]

That's bullshit, I say.

But, in truth, what do I know?

I just make shit up.

[drabley]

That's it. I'm finished.

Can't stay up any longer.

Goodnight, message board.

[steventangent]

It didn't matter

That I was away all day

You guys did alright

I'm sorry to say

My heart just isn't in it

Today or tonight

It shouldn't be forced

I am doing that right now

It's disappointing.

Perhaps I should try

regrouping another day

when i feel better

My doggerel verse

My lack of focus in thought

are unbecoming

[steventangent]

aww, you thought of me?!

i'm flattered by your kind words.

but steve is better.

Sir, you make me blush!

Such praise, from Caesar himself,

I do not deserve.

One night I got bored,

Wrote all my posts in Haiku,

Dan noticed and joined.

Haiku, as a fad,

I merely started right here.

You guys make it work.

Y'all wanna cyber?

I kid, of course, I'd be late.

And miss all the fun.

Haiku cyber sex

Is just an amusing thought.

(take it off, baby)

Counting syllables

On your fingers would be wild

While masturbating.

That's so fucking weird

That I should quit while ahead.

Oh, so disturbing.

[drabley]

Counting syllables

On your fingers would be wild

While masturbating.

Why is it I find

This stanza so erotic?

Perhaps I'm a freak.

[lonesomexloveus]

let's have an e-fight!

GASLIGHT ANTHEM VARIANTS!

serious business.

(man, who would have thought

gaslight would fit the rhyme scheme?

b. fallon is god.)

[drabley]

B. Fallon is swine.

I can't stand Gaslight music.

Makes me an outcast.

[lonesomexloveus]

look at it this way:

outcast on here? maybe. BUT

ladies man at home.

[silentgods]

(beats the hell out of his crazy beatnik bongos)

yeah.

[drabley]

Ladies man, no way!

I am merely being me.

I'm rather homely.

I wear argyle socks,

Collared shirts, jeans, and blazers.

At least I have style.

Cheeks and chin stubbled.

Atop: messy, curly brown.

Fancy geek glasses.

My features: pronounced.

(And that doesn't mean gorgeous)

I'm forced to make do.

Usually females

Aren't attracted by my looks.

Only the smart ones.

But that's what I love;

To be challenged mentally;

So, lucky, I am.

[silentgods]

beware the horde

gaslight anthem variants of doom

clone monkeys fly

[drabley]

Nice effort, Alan,

But your syllables are off.

It's five-seven-five.

Counting syllables:

Not a typical burden.

For that, I won't judge.

[lonesomexloveus]

hey allstate! yeah, you!

why's my premium so high?!

i'm not in good hands.

for the millionth time,

i won't buy a renter's plan

i still live at home.

fix my policy,

don't put me on hold again!

you're no help to me.

switching to geico

a lizard could do better.

maybe even flo.

[lonesomexloveus]

sorry, i digress.

bradley, please move here;

help with insurance.

[drabley]

I shan't leave The South.

I love New Orleans too much.

Besides, it's cold there.

Imagine the world

If we always spoke haiku.

So clear and concise.

Even our complaints

We'd speak with beauty and grace.

Our language is wrong.

[danthemjfan23]

Our language is great.

It's the users who ruin it.

Let's try to teach them.

[drabley]

Structure prohibits

The senseless usage of words

That serve to obscure.

[danthemjfan23]

Maybe here online.

How 'bout in everyday life?

We could work wonders.

[lonesomexloveus]

counting on fingers,

long pauses while conversing;

it would be bizarre.